Mars.inDiapers Posted November 26, 2018 Posted November 26, 2018 Because coal burning scooters are so yesterday. Why are clocks going clockwise?
BabyJune Posted November 27, 2018 Posted November 27, 2018 If clocks went the opposite way, it would have to be called clockdumb. Why do clocks always move slower when you're doing something you don't want to do and faster when you're having fun?
Firefly 35 Posted November 27, 2018 Author Posted November 27, 2018 Because there aren't enough cheeseburgers to keep clocks running at the same speed all the time. Whi doo people allwees need too have purfekt spelling?
Warmwetandcozy Posted November 28, 2018 Posted November 28, 2018 To tell time on a book Why is meth illegal
Firefly 35 Posted December 7, 2018 Author Posted December 7, 2018 Because it encourages the use of math, specifically algebra. Why does it snow?
TheCormac Posted December 8, 2018 Posted December 8, 2018 Because god spied cocaine everywhere but once it goes theiugh the cloud cover it gets so diluted as to no longer have any effect. Why are cinema snacks so expensive??
Spiderman Posted December 9, 2018 Posted December 9, 2018 Because fat people are expensive to take care of (I was going to say because fat people need loving to, but that would not make sense) What came first the chicken or the egg?
Firefly 35 Posted December 9, 2018 Author Posted December 9, 2018 The bacon would have to come first, otherwise you wouldn't have a complete breakfast. Is Die Hard a Christmas movie?
horrorfan Posted December 9, 2018 Posted December 9, 2018 It is Freddy Krueger's favorite X-mas movie. Is the cake in the oven?
Firefly 35 Posted December 10, 2018 Author Posted December 10, 2018 No, it's still in the wash. What day is it?
Firefly 35 Posted December 15, 2018 Author Posted December 15, 2018 The ghost of christmas past. Are you tired?
Firefly 35 Posted December 17, 2018 Author Posted December 17, 2018 About $20 give or take a few cents. Cats or dogs?
MegaChar Posted December 19, 2018 Posted December 19, 2018 I don't know... Is there a third option instead of life or death? This life-death struggle is kinda rubbish.
Warmwetandcozy Posted December 20, 2018 Posted December 20, 2018 Yes there's etnernity How long is eternal
Firefly 35 Posted December 21, 2018 Author Posted December 21, 2018 Until the letter 'e' turns into a hamster. Who fed the gremlins last night?
BabyMark3 Posted February 21, 2019 Posted February 21, 2019 Kirito Have you subscribed to PewDiePie yet to aid him in this ongoing war against T-Series?
Firefly 35 Posted February 21, 2019 Author Posted February 21, 2019 Almost. I'm still deciding where to land the orbiter module. Where does the sun go every night?
Warmwetandcozy Posted February 21, 2019 Posted February 21, 2019 The moon Why don't we have galaxy bars
BabyMark3 Posted February 23, 2019 Posted February 23, 2019 They would have too many singularities What's the purpose of life and the endless torment and suffering that I endure to keep myself and the universe around me in check?
Warmwetandcozy Posted February 23, 2019 Posted February 23, 2019 All day everyday All day everyday All day everyday Who else is over a thousand years old
Firefly 35 Posted February 24, 2019 Author Posted February 24, 2019 I don't know. The USS Enterprise still uses warp necelles, so I guess that would make it the most ancient. Does it work?
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