Little BabyDoll Christine Posted February 14, 2023 Share Posted February 14, 2023 Between the beard and things, it's bin laden with hair How many Chinese spy balloons does it take to find out how many classified documents Biden has? Link to comment
BBoy Posted February 19, 2023 Share Posted February 19, 2023 Same as the # underage girls Rep. Matt Gaetz has 'partied' with across state lines. Why do geneticist have better jeans? Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted February 24, 2023 Author Share Posted February 24, 2023 Because they washed them in the gene pool. Do snowmowers work on grass? Link to comment
TheJ Posted February 27, 2023 Share Posted February 27, 2023 Not if it isn't written down in their contract. Are you in or are you out? Link to comment
Babygeebee Posted February 27, 2023 Share Posted February 27, 2023 I hate it when my partner asks me that. ? How many chickens would it take to kill an elephant? 1 Link to comment
3bsg3 Posted February 27, 2023 Share Posted February 27, 2023 The question you should be asking is how many elephants can one bad-ass chicken kill. Who REALLY framed Roger Rabbit? Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted February 28, 2023 Author Share Posted February 28, 2023 A hare brained ninkupoop. Is the password to Gru's secret lair still "La Cucaracha"? Link to comment
Babygeebee Posted May 17, 2023 Share Posted May 17, 2023 Do tell us. Minions want to know. Who Put the Bomp in the Bomp, Bomp, Bomp? Link to comment
Babygeebee Posted May 19, 2023 Share Posted May 19, 2023 He's our outfielder. Who's on first. What's on second. I don't know is on third. If recycling means to reuse something, shouldn't using something for the first time be called cycling? Link to comment
amandas_diapered_boy Posted July 19, 2023 Share Posted July 19, 2023 Only if it comes with wheels How hot is too hot? Link to comment
curiouswetter Posted July 20, 2023 Share Posted July 20, 2023 We are still under yet, almost at level with yet. What do you do with a drunken newspaper? Link to comment
amandas_diapered_boy Posted July 20, 2023 Share Posted July 20, 2023 read it sober If trees have bark, why don't they use it to scare dogs away? Link to comment
Babygeebee Posted July 21, 2023 Share Posted July 21, 2023 Sorry I'm stumped. What is the most annoying colour? 1 Link to comment
BabyJune Posted July 21, 2023 Share Posted July 21, 2023 Clear. Bet you saw right through that one. Why doesn't anything rhyme with orange or purple? Link to comment
curiouswetter Posted July 21, 2023 Share Posted July 21, 2023 Because they’re terrible rappers. Why can’t I see the inside of my eyelids? Link to comment
Crinklz Kat Posted July 31, 2023 Share Posted July 31, 2023 Because the light in the refrigerator went out. If the earth is spinning at over 1600 km/hr, why aren't we all dizzy? Link to comment
astrodiaper Posted July 31, 2023 Share Posted July 31, 2023 Who says we’re not? Why is that song stuck in my head? Link to comment
curiouswetter Posted July 31, 2023 Share Posted July 31, 2023 High-velocity, hollow point sniper hyperbole. Why shouldn’t I shave my capybara? Link to comment
TheJ Posted August 20, 2023 Share Posted August 20, 2023 Because it would then be capybare. Are you going to finish eating your meatballs? Link to comment
Babygeebee Posted August 21, 2023 Share Posted August 21, 2023 Nope I'm taking them to the squash court. If I'm not over there I must be some place else, but if I'm some place else how can I be here? Link to comment
astrodiaper Posted August 22, 2023 Share Posted August 22, 2023 Ancient Dragon Clan lizard magic. Why does it itch when I do that? Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted August 25, 2023 Share Posted August 25, 2023 On 8/22/2023 at 4:49 AM, astrodiaper said: Ancient Dragon Clan lizard magic. Why does it itch when I do that? To make you go to a dermatologist, for which you need a lot of scratch How many eggs does it take to make a dozen? Now how many kernals of corn does it take? 1 Link to comment
astrodiaper Posted August 25, 2023 Share Posted August 25, 2023 Wyoming, because Wyoming doesn’t exist. Didn’t I do this before? Link to comment
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