Little BabyDoll Christine Posted January 17, 2023 Share Posted January 17, 2023 Just now, Apache Raccoon said: What do you get if you cross a rodent, a water-barrier and The Netherlands? You get a Hamster Dam How is it that you can tell that one and thetr are no repercussions yet if told it, I would be in Ducth, up the creek and nobody would give a rat's ass? 1 Link to comment
lil_stinkie Posted January 17, 2023 Share Posted January 17, 2023 oohh, i LOVE dad jokes Why do blonde change her baby's diapers once in a week? Because the package says "up to 10 lbs" my wife told me she's thinking of having another baby, i replied "yeah, i don't like this one either" a woman once asked me if she thinks it's a good idea to have a baby after 40. i told her honestly, no, 40 babies is enough maybe a bit off topic, if there's one thing frequenting gay bars has taught me, it's that sometimes you should be really careful when you offer to push in someones stool. 1 1 Link to comment
ValentinesStuff Posted January 17, 2023 Share Posted January 17, 2023 1 hour ago, Apache Raccoon said: What do you get if you cross a rodent, a water-barrier and The Netherlands? You get a Hamster Dam If you just finished it, is it a New Hamster Dam? 1 1 Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted January 18, 2023 Share Posted January 18, 2023 Just now, ValentinesStuff said: If you just finished it, is it a New Hamster Dam? That was funny: York york york 2 1 Link to comment
Crinklz Kat Posted January 18, 2023 Share Posted January 18, 2023 4 hours ago, Little BabyDoll Christine said: How is it that you can tell that one and thetr are no repercussions yet if told it, I would be in Ducth, up the creek and nobody would give a rat's ass? One Rats Ass! 1 2 Link to comment
rusty pins Posted January 19, 2023 Share Posted January 19, 2023 I hear the Netherlands is a great place for gay women. They like to put their finger's in the dyke. Link to comment
ValentinesStuff Posted June 12, 2023 Share Posted June 12, 2023 Why can't parents change a lightbulb? They don't make diapers that small. 2 Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted June 12, 2023 Share Posted June 12, 2023 How many parents does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but they are not small enough to fit inside When the kid brought back the laptop, the store clerk asked "Why?" The kid said "The parental controls don't work' The clerk said "How do you know?" The kdi said "I tried it and they don't do a fuckin' thing I tell them to" 1 2 Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted July 23, 2023 Share Posted July 23, 2023 If you know what SCP-3008 is: Enjoy. If not then diaper up and dig in. You WILL wet yourself: Ikea later! Still dry? We are not through with you yet 1 Link to comment
Crinklz Kat Posted July 24, 2023 Share Posted July 24, 2023 On 6/21/2023 at 5:27 PM, Crinklz Kat said: JarJar Bikes 🙄 Dang .... image is broken! Good thing I saved it. 2 Link to comment
Apache Raccoon Posted August 30, 2023 Share Posted August 30, 2023 Did you hear about the movie made by pirates? It was ARGH rated 4 Link to comment
Little Cub Pants Posted August 31, 2023 Share Posted August 31, 2023 1 hour ago, Apache Raccoon said: Did you hear about the movie made by pirates? It was ARGH rated Good one Ashy!😂🤭 1 Link to comment
rusty pins Posted August 31, 2023 Share Posted August 31, 2023 Does that mean the movie about the divorced couple is "ex" rated? 2 Link to comment
Rue Rue Posted September 2, 2023 Share Posted September 2, 2023 A guy walks into a bar none. 1 Link to comment
BabyJune Posted September 6, 2023 Share Posted September 6, 2023 On 9/1/2023 at 10:05 PM, Rue Rue said: A guy walks into a bar none. A Jewish guy walks into a Bar-mitzvah Just now, BabyJune said: A Jewish guy walks into a Bar-mitzvah Oops--hit the N by mistake. can't type too good after my stroke. 1 Link to comment
ValentinesStuff Posted September 6, 2023 Share Posted September 6, 2023 An opera singer walks into a bar-itone. 1 1 Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted September 6, 2023 Share Posted September 6, 2023 Was it one of the Sopranos? 2 Link to comment
Babygeebee Posted September 6, 2023 Share Posted September 6, 2023 A bear walks into a saloon. He thumps his bandaged limb on the bar, looks about the room and says "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw!" 1 Link to comment
ValentinesStuff Posted September 6, 2023 Share Posted September 6, 2023 3 hours ago, Babygeebee said: A bear walks into a saloon. He thumps his bandaged limb on the bar, looks about the room and says "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw!" The bartender replies, "Are ya sure he wasn't just tryin' to uphold his right ta bear arms?" 1 Link to comment
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