Bad Jokes

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

 

Just now, Apache Raccoon said:

What do you get if you cross a rodent, a water-barrier and The Netherlands?

You get a Hamster Dam

How is it that you can tell that one and thetr are no repercussions yet if told it, I would be in Ducth, up the creek and nobody would give a rat's ass?

 

[lil_stinkie]

oohh, i LOVE dad jokes

 

Why do blonde change her baby's diapers once in a week?

Because the package says "up to 10 lbs"

 

my wife told me she's thinking of having another baby, i replied "yeah, i don't like this one either"

 

a woman once asked me if she thinks it's a good idea to have a baby after 40. i told her honestly, no, 40 babies is enough

maybe a bit off topic,

if there's one thing frequenting gay bars has taught me, it's that sometimes you should be really careful when you offer to push in someones stool.

[ValentinesStuff]

1 hour ago, Apache Raccoon said:

What do you get if you cross a rodent, a water-barrier and The Netherlands?

You get a Hamster Dam

If you just finished it, is it a New Hamster Dam?

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

Just now, ValentinesStuff said:

If you just finished it, is it a New Hamster Dam?

That was funny: York york york

[Crinklz Kat]

4 hours ago, Little BabyDoll Christine said:

 

How is it that you can tell that one and thetr are no repercussions yet if told it, I would be in Ducth, up the creek and nobody would give a rat's ass?

 

One Rats Ass!

[rusty pins]

I hear the Netherlands is a great place for gay women.  They like to put their finger's in the dyke.

[Apache Raccoon]

[Babygeebee]

[ValentinesStuff]

Why can't parents change a lightbulb?

 

They don't make diapers that small.

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

How many parents does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

 

Two, but they are not small enough to fit inside

 

When the kid brought back the laptop, the store clerk asked "Why?"
The kid said "The parental controls don't work'
The clerk said "How do you know?"
The kdi said "I tried it and they don't do a fuckin' thing I tell them to"

 

[Crinklz Kat]

JarJar Bikes  🙄

 

[ValentinesStuff]

[Babygeebee]

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

If you know what SCP-3008 is: Enjoy. If not then diaper up and dig in. You WILL wet yourself: Ikea later!

Still dry? We are not through with you yet

 

[Crinklz Kat]

On 6/21/2023 at 5:27 PM, Crinklz Kat said:

JarJar Bikes  🙄

 

Dang .... image is broken!   Good thing I saved it.

 

 

[ValentinesStuff]

[Apache Raccoon]

Did you hear about the movie made by pirates?

It was ARGH rated 

[Little Cub Pants]

1 hour ago, Apache Raccoon said:

Did you hear about the movie made by pirates?

It was ARGH rated 

Good one Ashy!😂🤭

[rusty pins]

Does that mean the movie about the divorced couple is "ex" rated?

[Rue Rue]

A guy walks into a bar none. 

[BabyJune]

On 9/1/2023 at 10:05 PM, Rue Rue said:

A guy walks into a bar none. 

A Jewish guy walks into a Bar-mitzvah

Just now, BabyJune said:

A Jewish guy walks into a Bar-mitzvah

Oops--hit the N by mistake. can't type too good after my stroke.

[ValentinesStuff]

An opera singer walks into a bar-itone.

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

Was it one of the Sopranos?

[Babygeebee]

A bear walks into a saloon. He thumps his bandaged limb on the bar, looks about the room and says "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw!" 

[ValentinesStuff]

3 hours ago, Babygeebee said:

A bear walks into a saloon. He thumps his bandaged limb on the bar, looks about the room and says "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw!" 

The bartender replies, "Are ya sure he wasn't just tryin' to uphold his right ta bear arms?"