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2 hours ago, ValentinesStuff said:

Unfortunately they don't get fed. 

I bet they won't get fooled again

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11 hours ago, Little Christine said:

My friend left his accordion in his hatchback, hoping soneone would break into it and steal it. Sure enough: when he got back to it the back widnow was broken -- but now there were TWO accordions!

Accordion... that's what you get when you wreck your Honda!

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Well, we know for sure he's good with scales

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Yes, I notice you do look green around the gills

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Draw upon a large reserve of knowledge

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On 7/1/2021 at 7:24 PM, Apache Raccoon said:

What do you get if you cross the show House MD with a sheep?

You get Ewe Laurie :D

 

Methinks you are trying to pull the wool over our eyes

I did chross House MD with Sherlock Holmes and got Doctor Whodunnit

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? Thev"other" joke was ...

 " whats the difference between roast beef and pea soup? "

 

 

 

 

.....anyone can roast beef...... ?

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2 hours ago, ValentinesStuff said:

Which bird needs a diaper?

 

The Pee King Duck.

Are you being on the square with us?

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The ones who don't have litter boxes!  By the way, is Popeye's chicken fried in Olive Oil?  With a side of Swee Pea?  I know the one part of Popeye that never rusts is the part he puts in Olive Oil!

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I could never figure out why nobody likes the Tooth Fairy, until I found out she was running a fly-by-night  operation

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22 hours ago, Little Christine said:

I could never figure out why nobody likes the Tooth Fairy, until I found out she was running a fly-by-night  operation

In conjunction with Santa's fly by night operation?

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