Little BabyDoll Christine Posted June 13, 2021 Share Posted June 13, 2021 2 hours ago, ValentinesStuff said: Unfortunately they don't get fed. I bet they won't get fooled again Link to comment
Crinklz Kat Posted June 13, 2021 Share Posted June 13, 2021 11 hours ago, Little Christine said: My friend left his accordion in his hatchback, hoping soneone would break into it and steal it. Sure enough: when he got back to it the back widnow was broken -- but now there were TWO accordions! Accordion... that's what you get when you wreck your Honda! Link to comment
square_duck Posted June 14, 2021 Share Posted June 14, 2021 I was expecting them to steal the car, but leave the accordians.. ? Link to comment
Apache Raccoon Posted June 18, 2021 Share Posted June 18, 2021 What do you call a saltwater fish that keeps your baby grand from playing bum notes? A Piano Tuna 1 Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted June 18, 2021 Share Posted June 18, 2021 Well, we know for sure he's good with scales 3 Link to comment
Crinklz Kat Posted June 19, 2021 Share Posted June 19, 2021 Something smells fishy here! Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted June 19, 2021 Share Posted June 19, 2021 Yes, I notice you do look green around the gills Link to comment
ValentinesStuff Posted June 24, 2021 Share Posted June 24, 2021 What did Art have to do to get his own forum? https://www.dailydiapers.com/board/index.php?/forum/160-art/ 2 Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted June 25, 2021 Share Posted June 25, 2021 Draw upon a large reserve of knowledge 1 Link to comment
Apache Raccoon Posted July 1, 2021 Share Posted July 1, 2021 What do you get if you cross the show House MD with a sheep? You get Ewe Laurie 1 Link to comment
ValentinesStuff Posted July 1, 2021 Share Posted July 1, 2021 14 minutes ago, Apache Raccoon said: What do you get if you cross the show House MD with a sheep? You get Ewe Laurie Shear genius. 1 Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted July 3, 2021 Share Posted July 3, 2021 On 7/1/2021 at 7:24 PM, Apache Raccoon said: What do you get if you cross the show House MD with a sheep? You get Ewe Laurie Methinks you are trying to pull the wool over our eyes I did chross House MD with Sherlock Holmes and got Doctor Whodunnit Link to comment
square_duck Posted July 3, 2021 Share Posted July 3, 2021 I heard a cheesy joke on a radio food program....... Link to comment
ValentinesStuff Posted July 3, 2021 Share Posted July 3, 2021 26 minutes ago, square_duck said: I heard a cheesy joke on a radio food program....... Odd, I heard a corny one... Link to comment
astrodiaper Posted July 3, 2021 Share Posted July 3, 2021 I heard one that was cheesy and corny, just nachos. Link to comment
square_duck Posted July 3, 2021 Share Posted July 3, 2021 ? Thev"other" joke was ... " whats the difference between roast beef and pea soup? " .....anyone can roast beef...... ? 1 Link to comment
ValentinesStuff Posted July 3, 2021 Share Posted July 3, 2021 Which bird needs a diaper? The Pee King Duck. Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted July 3, 2021 Share Posted July 3, 2021 2 hours ago, ValentinesStuff said: Which bird needs a diaper? The Pee King Duck. Are you being on the square with us? Link to comment
Crinklz Kat Posted July 3, 2021 Share Posted July 3, 2021 Since we're talking about which animals need diapers... which cat needs diapers? A pooma! ? ? Link to comment
rusty pins Posted July 3, 2021 Share Posted July 3, 2021 The ones who don't have litter boxes! By the way, is Popeye's chicken fried in Olive Oil? With a side of Swee Pea? I know the one part of Popeye that never rusts is the part he puts in Olive Oil! 1 Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted July 3, 2021 Share Posted July 3, 2021 I could never figure out why nobody likes the Tooth Fairy, until I found out she was running a fly-by-night operation Link to comment
rusty pins Posted July 4, 2021 Share Posted July 4, 2021 22 hours ago, Little Christine said: I could never figure out why nobody likes the Tooth Fairy, until I found out she was running a fly-by-night operation In conjunction with Santa's fly by night operation? 1 Link to comment
square_duck Posted July 10, 2021 Share Posted July 10, 2021 What does fozzy bear do with his pet dog??? Takes him out for a waka waka!.... ??? Link to comment
ValentinesStuff Posted July 10, 2021 Share Posted July 10, 2021 3 hours ago, square_duck said: What does fozzy bear do with his pet dog??? Takes him out for a waka waka!.... ??? I don't think even Fozzy would tell that one. Link to comment
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