Little BabyDoll Christine Posted February 1, 2020 Share Posted February 1, 2020 How about Wet Times Forever 1 Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted February 1, 2020 Share Posted February 1, 2020 Did you hear about the scientist who accidentally mixed O2, Phosphorous, and Sulphur? He made an OOPS. 1 Link to comment
BabyJune Posted February 1, 2020 Share Posted February 1, 2020 Then there was the king who ate an entire can of beans and discovered "noble gas." 1 Link to comment
Andrew54 Posted February 1, 2020 Share Posted February 1, 2020 Did you hear about the scientist who accidentally mixed O2, Phosphorous, and Sulphur? He made an OOPS. LOL [emoji38] Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted February 2, 2020 Share Posted February 2, 2020 Why was the graduated cylinder depressed? Because the thermometer already had a lot of degrees! Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted February 2, 2020 Share Posted February 2, 2020 When you talk about lab equipment, beaker-tious Link to comment
Pete671 Posted February 2, 2020 Share Posted February 2, 2020 Two wind turbines were having a conversation, one says to the other "what type of music do you prefer?" second one says "I quite like Country and Western actually" First one says "that's interesting, I'm a big heavy metal fan" 1 Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted February 4, 2020 Share Posted February 4, 2020 I told Trump I had pix of him stark nekked and all he did was say "fake nudes" 1 1 Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted February 5, 2020 Share Posted February 5, 2020 I wish I was broke. That way I wouldn't have to work any more! 1 Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted February 5, 2020 Share Posted February 5, 2020 To be ready for the Corona virus, I decided to get one of those breathing masks. Not wanting a phony rip-off I made sure to get an original. It'll be in on Saturday from China Link to comment
WetDad Posted February 5, 2020 Share Posted February 5, 2020 I bought a six-pack of Corona for its anti-viral properties. Link to comment
Andrew54 Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 I don’t wet myself.Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted February 27, 2020 Share Posted February 27, 2020 According to Paul Simon, why did he and Julio say "Good-bye Rosie" down by the school yard? Because she was the "Queen of Corona" Link to comment
BabyJune Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 On 2/26/2020 at 8:28 PM, Little Christine said: According to Paul Simon, why did he and Julio say "Good-bye Rosie" down by the school yard? Because she was the "Queen of Corona" Nope. It was one of the "Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover." Link to comment
rusty pins Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 On 2/26/2020 at 8:28 PM, Little Christine said: According to Paul Simon, why did he and Julio say "Good-bye Rosie" down by the school yard? Because she was the "Queen of Corona" Not sure that would be the kind of virus he would pick up from her! Link to comment
WetDad Posted March 1, 2020 Share Posted March 1, 2020 On 2/28/2020 at 6:04 AM, BabyJune said: Nope. It was one of the "Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover." Nope. Kodachrome was the song. Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted March 1, 2020 Share Posted March 1, 2020 2 hours ago, WetDad said: Nope. Kodachrome was the song. To paraphrase Ed Sullivan "Take it away; WetDad" This monster I have created is getting out of my control. I can feel it slip sliding away Link to comment
BabyJune Posted March 1, 2020 Share Posted March 1, 2020 11 hours ago, WetDad said: Nope. Kodachrome was the song. I know that. I was just quoting another song title. Link to comment
DL-Boy Posted March 1, 2020 Share Posted March 1, 2020 32 minutes ago, BabyJune said: 12 hours ago, WetDad said: Nope. Kodachrome was the song. I know that. I was just quoting another song title. Actually that was wrong anyway, "Queen of Corona" lyric was from "Me and Julio Down By the School Yard", rather than "Kodachrome". Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted March 1, 2020 Share Posted March 1, 2020 Just now, DL-Boy said: Actually that was wrong anyway, "Queen of Corona" lyric was from "Me and Julio Down By the School Yard", rather than "Kodachrome". True, but BabyJune espanded it to include 50 WAYS TO LEAVE YOUR LOVER and we were off to the races Link to comment
dyperbole Posted March 1, 2020 Share Posted March 1, 2020 During puberty I coulda wrote "50 Ways to Love your Lever". Link to comment
rusty pins Posted March 1, 2020 Share Posted March 1, 2020 On 2/28/2020 at 9:04 AM, BabyJune said: Nope. It was one of the "Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover." 17 hours ago, WetDad said: Nope. Kodachrome was the song. 5 hours ago, DL-Boy said: Actually that was wrong anyway, "Queen of Corona" lyric was from "Me and Julio Down By the School Yard", rather than "Kodachrome". To set the record, I have no idea if BabyJune or WetDad were just trying to add extra titles or lyrics or trying to compound on the original joke, but the actual title of the song that the lyrics "Good-bye to Rosie Queen of Corona" is indeed "Me and Julio Down By The School Yard" as DL-Boy stated. Link to comment
dlsafrica Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 So this happened ysterday -- I was asking for advice about computers on Facebook and someone said to me they don't know Windows at all... so I replied that they're devices to see through brick walls 1 Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted March 4, 2020 Share Posted March 4, 2020 On 2/28/2020 at 4:23 PM, rusty pins said: Not sure that would be the kind of virus he would pick up from her! Givne that Corona is a park in Queens. I do not doubt it in the least. However, just like in another park where Mary Hill was such a thkrill after dark, but more like a park named after a WWII general. I hope no-one left the cake out in the rain. Espeically since I don't think I can take it, cuz it took so long to bake it and I'll never have that recipe again Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted March 6, 2020 Share Posted March 6, 2020 They tell me that the Burger King has a Whopper. If that is true then why has the Dairy Queen been seen at McDonald's what does he have? Link to comment
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