Shotgun Diplomat Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 Why couldn't the Mexican go bow hunting with his friends? Link to comment
rusty pins Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 FREE YORKSHIRE PUDDING! Found in refrigerator from Christmas -it's now a lovely shade of Holiday Green! Link to comment
rusty pins Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 A Catholic Priest, Baptist minister and a Rabbi were all out fishing on the lake in a small boat. Link to comment
Wet Knight Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 A British Navy Destroyer interceped four Muslims in a small boat, rowing towards Brighton. The captain puts the loud hailer to his mouth and says, "Ahoy, small craft, where are you heading?" Link to comment
babyrj Posted February 7, 2016 Share Posted February 7, 2016 I remodeled my bathroom , I went with dry 24/7 Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted February 7, 2016 Share Posted February 7, 2016 I was crossing the street and fell down, my skirts flew up and I landed on my tushie. Is that what they mean by "where the rubber meets the road"/ 3 Link to comment
dlover49 Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 Q:How do you titillate an ocelot? A: Link to comment
Apache Raccoon Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 I've sat here for ages and thought up as many jokes as possible 1 Link to comment
rusty pins Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 BE WARNED, THIS ONE'S A LITTLE GROSS! Link to comment
rusty pins Posted March 24, 2016 Share Posted March 24, 2016 What kind of bear shits in the woods? Link to comment
Apache Raccoon Posted June 14, 2016 Share Posted June 14, 2016 What do you call it, when someone whose Rolling Stones joins DailyDiapers under age 18? Link to comment
Wet Knight Posted June 16, 2016 Share Posted June 16, 2016 This is 45 years old, but Oh how true."Won Link to comment
me not you Posted June 23, 2016 Share Posted June 23, 2016 A new guy in town walks into a bar and notices a large jar filled to the brim with $10 bills. The man approaches the bartender and asks, "What's up with the jar?""Well, you pay $10, and if you pass three tests, then you get all the money.""What are the three tests?" asks the man"Gotta pay first."So the guy gives him the $10 bucks, and the bartender adds it to the jar."OK, here's what you have to do. First, you have to drink that whole bottle of pepper tequila -- the WHOLE thing at once -- and you can't make a face while doing it. Second, there's a pit bull chained up out back with a sore tooth. You have to remove the tooth with your bare hands. Third, there is a 90-year-old woman upstairs who's never had an orgasm in her life. You gotta make things right for her.""Well, I know I've paid my $10 bucks," says the man, "but I'm not an idiot. No wonder you've collected so much money -- that's impossible!"The new guy proceeds to drink several whiskeys, and eventually, he gets up his nerve."Wherez zat teeqeelah?" he slurs.He grabs the bottle of pepper tequila with both hands and downs it, gulp by gulp. Tears are streaming down his cheeks, but he doesn't make a face. Next, he staggers out back. Everyone in the bar hears a huge scuffle outside -- barking, yelping and growling, then silence.Just when they think the man must be dead, he staggers back into the bar with his shirt ripped and gashes across his body."NOW," he says, "wherez at ol' lady with the sore tooth?" - jokes.cc.com a man walks into a bar ...grabs a stool and sits down. The bartender kindly asks what the man would like to drink. The man replies "I'll take a beer -- anything as long as it's not Heinekin." Link to comment
willnotwill Posted June 23, 2016 Share Posted June 23, 2016 Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender calls out "We don't serve your type here." 1 Link to comment
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