dlover49 Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 Near the end of Monty Python's "Life of Brian" Link to comment
beallucanb Posted March 5, 2013 Share Posted March 5, 2013 Monty Python movies and the 1/2 hour shows are best viewed while a little high, if you catch my drift. Link to comment
mahleedl Posted March 5, 2013 Share Posted March 5, 2013 "Life's a piece of shit, when you look at it!" Link to comment
diaperguy85 Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 ::king arthur and his trusty servant, patsy gallop by two peasents on the side of the road:: 1 Link to comment
willnotwill Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 I have a very good friend in Wome named Biggus Dickus. Link to comment
BabyJune Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 Blessed are the cheesemakers. Link to comment
Dill_Pickle Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 Hmmm... we do have a thread for diaper references in wierd places...but we don't have one for humor like this...looks like the forum needs a diaper to catch it!!! lol Link to comment
willnotwill Posted March 11, 2013 Share Posted March 11, 2013 This is my wife Audrey. Link to comment
warpiper Posted March 11, 2013 Share Posted March 11, 2013 what's so special about the cheesemakers? Link to comment
BabyJune Posted March 11, 2013 Share Posted March 11, 2013 They smell of Elderberry wine (and their mothers are a shrubbery) Link to comment
mahleedl Posted March 11, 2013 Share Posted March 11, 2013 "(slight pause) and what IS the most popular cheese 'round hyah?" Link to comment
wetabenas Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 and what do we use to burn witches?................. Link to comment
square_duck Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 "She turned me into a newt.......I got better though" God I love monty python.....just so silly! (which is why I am the way I am too) Link to comment
square_duck Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 I love the witch scene from that movie, so I looked up the script...just as funny ___________________________________________________________________________________________ VILLAGER #1: We have found a witch, might we burn her? BEDEVERE: Bring her forward. WITCH: I'm not a witch. I'm not a witch. BEDEVERE: But you are dressed as one. WITCH: They dressed me up like this. CROWD: No, we didn't -- no. WITCH: And this isn't my nose, it's a false one. BEDEVERE: Well? VILLAGER #1: Well, we did do the nose. BEDEVERE: The nose? VILLAGER #1: And the hat -- but she is a witch! CROWD: Burn her! Witch! Witch! Burn her! BEDEVERE: Did you dress her up like this? CROWD: No, no... no... yes. Yes, yes, a bit, a bit. VILLAGER #1: She has got a wart. BEDEVERE: What makes you think she is a witch? VILLAGER #3: Well, she turned me into a newt. BEDEVERE: A newt? VILLAGER #3: I got better. VILLAGER #2: Burn her anyway! CROWD: Burn! Burn her! BEDEVERE: Quiet! quiet! Quiet! There are ways of telling whether she is a witch. CROWD: Are there? What are they? VILLAGER #2: Do they hurt? BEDEVERE: Tell me, what do you do with witches? VILLAGER #2: Burn! CROWD: Burn, burn them up! BEDEVERE: And what do you burn apart from witches? VILLAGER #1: More witches! VILLAGER #2: Wood! BEDEVERE: So, why do witches burn? [pause] VILLAGER #3: B--... 'cause they're made of wood? BEDEVERE: Good! CROWD: Oh yeah, yeah. BEDEVERE: So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood? VILLAGER #1: Build a bridge out of her. BEDEVERE: Aah, but can you not also make bridges out of stone? VILLAGER #2: Oh, yeah. BEDEVERE: Does wood sink in water? VILLAGER #1: No, no. VILLAGER #2: It floats! It floats! VILLAGER #1: Throw her into the pond! CROWD: The pond! BEDEVERE: What also floats in water? VILLAGER #1: Bread! VILLAGER #2: Apples! VILLAGER #3: Very small rocks! VILLAGER #1: Cider! VILLAGER #2: Uhhh, gravy! VILLAGER #1: Cherries! VILLAGER #2: Mud! VILLAGER #3: Churches -- churches! VILLAGER #2: Lead -- lead! ARTHUR: A duck. CROWD: Oooh. BEDEVERE: Exactly! So, logically... VILLAGER #1: If... she... weighs the same as a duck.. she's made of wood. BEDEVERE: And therefore? VILLAGER #1: A witch! CROWD: A witch! A witch! A witch! BEDEVERE: We shall use my largest scales! [yelling] BEDEVERE: Right, remove the supports! [whop] [creak] CROWD: A witch! A witch! WITCH: It's a fair cop. CROWD: Burn her! Burn her! [yelling] BEDEVERE: Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science? ARTHUR: I am Arthur, King of the Britons. BEDEVERE: My liege! ARTHUR: Good Sir knight, will you come with me to Camelot, and join us at the Round Table? BEDEVERE: My liege! I would be honored. ARTHUR: What is your name? BEDEVERE: Bedevere, my leige. ARTHUR: Then I dub you Sir Bedevere, Knight of the Round Table. Link to comment
wetabenas Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 i gotta say square duck, its a fantastic sketch........... when they remove the wood supports Link to comment
BabyJune Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 John Cleese is not perfect because he's got "Fawlty Towers." Link to comment
Guest Baby Rina Posted March 25, 2013 Share Posted March 25, 2013 You can't even say he's got a good head on his shoulders, in fact you might say he's nearly headless... Link to comment
toddwr250r Posted March 30, 2013 Share Posted March 30, 2013 and ministry of silly walks Link to comment
mahleedl Posted March 30, 2013 Share Posted March 30, 2013 “We are no longer the knights who say Ni! We are now the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing! Link to comment
BabyJune Posted March 30, 2013 Share Posted March 30, 2013 And then in drives Mr. Bean and runs over all the knights with his Mini. Link to comment
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