Horndog Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 I had a bit of an embarrassing moment earlier. I went to this local Mexican food restaurant for lunch. The place is small so it's hard to walk around the waiters and waitresses without bumping into them in the aisles between booths. I walk back to my table to put some money down on the table for a tip and this really cute waitress bumps into my waist, which was thickly padded. The bump created a nice crinkling noise. She asks me, "What is that?" as she stares at my rear with a puzzled look on her face. I tell her, "Flotation device," and she giggled before walking away. I checked to see if there were any stains or random things on me, but I was in my jeans. Nothing looked out of the ordinary. Phew. 3 Link to comment
Honu Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 Good recovery, but you didn't get her number brah! Keep trying Link to comment
sarah_ab Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 but really its not a very good flotation device, its going to fil with water and just seek to drag yo under................................... oh wait.. i get it.. you were making a joke! 1 Link to comment
toon Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 I had a bit of an embarrassing moment earlier. I went to this local Mexican food restaurant for lunch. The place is small so it's hard to walk around the waiters and waitresses without bumping into them in the aisles between booths. I walk back to my table to put some money down on the table for a tip and this really cute waitress bumps into my waist, which was thickly padded. The bump created a nice crinkling noise. She asks me, "What is that?" as she stares at my rear with a puzzled look on her face. I tell her, "Flotation device," and she giggled before walking away. I checked to see if there were any stains or random things on me, but I was in my jeans. Nothing looked out of the ordinary. Phew. LMAO you go dude! Link to comment
PaddedPat Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 Nice cover. "Montezuma's Revenge Barrier" would also have been an acceptable answer. 1 Link to comment
drynot Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 Nice cover. "Montezuma's Revenge Barrier" would also have been an acceptable answer. Link to comment
toddmdl Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 Hilarious. You should go back to this restaurant and talk to this waitress again lol. Link to comment
Horndog Posted April 1, 2010 Author Share Posted April 1, 2010 She's pretty cute. I'll try to get her number next time I'm there 1 Link to comment
diaperpt Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 but really its not a very good flotation device, its going to fil with water and just seek to drag yo under................................... oh wait.. i get it.. you were making a joke! I don't know, many times I feel like I'm floating... Hilarious, DirtyRocker! Link to comment
ldatsea Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 I don't know, many times I feel like I'm floating... Hilarious, DirtyRocker! yeah many times i feel like i am swimming Link to comment
aleyxsis Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 WTG dirty !she was not freaky about it hmmmmm ? i would go back ! Link to comment
square_duck Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 Which was it though?? your eyes or your teeth that were floating?? hehehe... Which restraunt was that?? I'll have to stop by there next time I pass through OH! and if you ever are in Oxnard along Hollywood beach, there is a really small cafe called Mrs Olsen's, Its a really great place for super food. try the "bangers and mash', good for breakfast and lunch, since they are closed after that. qwack Link to comment
sarah_ab Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 She's pretty cute. I'll try to get her number next time I'm there or better yet write yoiur number on the outside of a diapie in her size adn tell her to call you when she has it on1 oh my gosh dont really you'll probabyl get arrested for sexual harassment.. but would be funny. 1 Link to comment
rusty pins Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 You should have said, "It's a diaper, of course! After all, I'm eating at a Mexican restaraunt!" Link to comment
Guest Wetnmessy247 Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 I totally think she is a secret ABDL. She probably heard the crinkle and thought it was HER diaper. So she accused YOU, thus keeping the attention off of HER. I got asked this a while back when I bumped into someone. They heard as well and paused a bit. I said "Oh yes, I am wearing a diaper. You heard the crinkle. I am sorry. But I'm messy now and need to change." She just looked at me and slowly walked away. I think she thinks I m weird. Link to comment
square_duck Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 She just looked at me and slowly walked away. ...I think she thinks I m weird. Link to comment
square_duck Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 No, it's a Mexican restraunt, so the replay should have been, ¿sí, éste es mi pañal, usted tiene gusto de él?? he he Link to comment
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