Things You Hate About Porn

[Natey]

Here are the things I hate about porn

The actors don't seem to have any physical flaws at all which in theory is nice but when you look at a 20 porn actors they basically all look the same.

The actors all seem to have gone to the same crappy acting school where they teach you don't put any emotion into your acting and say the same thing that everyone else is saying.

I know I'm a guy but I actually like a little foreplay its kinda like when you get on a roller coaster and you start going up and your excitement builds before things get going.

When they do fetishes it seems like they use the most stereotypical approches to them and they almost never mix them.

I could go on but I'm not in the mood

[beallucanb]

I agree Natey, I hope those cute guys do not act like that in real life, or the only place they would be getting some action would be in film.

I love the ones that are so in love with themselves they keep starring at the camera like its going to say something to them.

Then again they don't have to act there cute, perfect hair, perfect tan, perfect body, the kind you will never meet in real life unless your one of them.

[YiffyTiger]

I'll be honest: I've never seen porn, but I have seen naked women/men (men in the locker room).

Neither of these really turn me on all that much. It's just like, "yeah, you're naked...so what?".

Personally, I get off with plushies/stuffed animals. Maybe I'm just weird that way, or I-don't-know-what.

Having said that, I also have the following observations:

1. Porn can SOMETIMES be degrading to women. That said, if you don't like it, don't watch it. Plain and simple.

2. Like all movies, porn is generally FAKE. The actors/actresses only do what they're told to do, then carry on with their possibly mundane life outside the realm of entertainment and fame. Basically, THEY ARE IN IT FOR THE MONEY, people!

3. What's wrong with Hentai? Even if it looks like complete crap to one person, that doesn't mean that it's complete crap to the next, does it?

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[DL_DB]

I like porn. Just throwing that out there.

With that said, I would like to see more amateur porn shot by professional photographers. I like what real women look like. I'm a big fan of women like those in the Dove ad campaign. I don't like skinny women with narrow hips and improbably large breasts. I also don't like overly fat women. I like women with some substance, that I can hug and hold onto, and they are the women I find sexy to look at.

I want to see these women, done with proper cinematography. Good lighting, proper angles, and all that fun stuff.

[TheMagicDragon]

I'll prefaced this by stating that I am very happily married. My wife knows what I'm into - she's absconded with the damn instruction manual LOL.

I've never liked mainstream porn. I hate shock porn. I've always been more aroused by a cute/ innocent/ intelligent/ DTE/ or nerdy girls, especially girls who wear glasses and who don't criticise others. Also, matronly women are great for the D/s thingy! So basically I'm a male DL Switch into women DL Switches, at heart. But the porn thing, nah. See, for me diapers are highly sexual, the most stimulating thing I like to look at are amatuer pics of real DL Women wearing diapers under there pants, although certain people around like Penny Barber and Diapered Kitten really do rule the DL Universe!

[aleyxsis]

I really don't like anything about porn but the porn i have seen i found more funny than erotic

[Guest Baby Tiana]

I don't think I will ever enjoy porn. I honestly plan on staying away from it at much as possible. But some might argue that some of the videos put up on some of the diaper sites could be 'related' to porn. So perhaps I'm not doing that great of a job at it? Nonetheless, I don't feel the need to see a nude person covered in beads of sweat and plastered to someone else, moaning loudly, or cursing.

What cases me confusion....why do people get aroused by seeing someone else having sex? Wouldn't you much rather be having sex with someone else, than masturbating in front of your computer or tv?

My own opinion is that people should just wait to have sex on their own, instead of spending countless hours stimulating themselves. Sex isn't something people really need. I know many people who haven't ever had sex and they are well in their AARP ages. That proves to you that sex isn't a necessity, but more or so a want in most cases. All the friends I have live fulfilled lives, and are okay with the fact they're still a virgin. Actually overjoyed would be a better word.

So to all those who enjoy flipping the bean, you really should get a life. Unless you want to slowly become a sex crazed maniac! Porn is 110% Pointless.

[LovesDiapersnDick]

the acting and the music. the music is one guitar I swear to god playing on a loop

[Guest Bumper]

I just can't stand a sexy woman where there's a man and the man is ugly or real old. Uncircumsised cocks nauseate me, too. But I love plenty of cum and amateur girls; not the phonies who stare at the camera and smile while they are pleasuring someone. Which is why I tend to love most of the weekly DD photos on the index page.

[LawrenceWaterhouse]

I actually found a porn with French art aesthetic plotline which was surprising because I found a whole series of them. Further to my surprise, it was scat/ws porn.

[KittenAB]

The thing I hate about porn? That it's popular.

That everything is now about porn ... as soon as you're an adult suddenly everything you do is suppose to be related to sex ... that pisses me off.

[Teenbaby96]

Not enough diapered guys I think

you guys dont seriously hate porn right? everyone watches porn every now and then, even the girls.

[KittenAB]

Not enough diapered guys I think

you guys dont seriously hate porn right? everyone watches porn every now and then, even the girls.

Actually, I do hate porn .. but meh ... keeps people from reproducing so it's got a good purpose in the world.

[Leilin]

I think it's definitely correct that porn should not be generalized (I don't particularly like any of it, as I don't particularly like sex, unless it has an especially amusing element or a good plot).

But let's look at a few genres:

1: Vanilla Porn: No interest for me here. There are a few very amusing creative examples, however, like Whorelore (a porn based on World of Warcraft) and Pirates, which had surprisingly high production value, as porn goes (I have watched neither, but my mate watches some and has expressed to me these sentiments.

2: Yaoi, which is, specifically, Male Gay Porn as envisioned in animation by and for a group mostly comprised of women (about 95 percent). This is not to be confused, in Japanese terms, with BL, which refers to the same market, but general male relationships, and Shounen-Ai, which refers to underage relationships. Yaoi actually has a tendancy to be highly misogynistic. There are, of course, many exceptions to that. I've watched more than a few of these, as my mate enjoys them, and they tend to be highly amusing and actually have plots a lot of the time, despite the name (Yaoi is an abbreviation in Japanese for Yamanashi, Ochinashi, Iminashi. "No Plot, No Climax, No Point!")

3: Vanilla Gay Porn (Male-Male): Every once in a while these try to have dialog. It's always pretty funny. They've got a bonus of being funny as hell when slightly tipsy, because of this.

4. Hentai - Okay. Hentai varies from "strange" to "Really weird" to "OMGWTF just happened?" It has room for elements such as Futanari (chicks with dicks, either through feminization of boys, or surgical/magical attachments of the member to females. Yeah), tentacle sex (La Blue Girl. Quite funny), to things like Elfin Bride, which involves a character who has sex with men to regain her youth.

So yeah. I think it's pretty varied. If you look hard enough, there's porn for pretty much anybody out there, and yes, some of it is exploitative, or strange, but a lot of it isn't, too.

[Skeet]

I find all of this extremely funny and interesting. Who needs porn when you can read a really good diaper story?

[Diapers4Me]

I think I can beat you all on this one! My wife and I went through a lot of infertility treatments, and part of that was me having to go to a small room and provide a sperm sample. Talk about pressure....and you can hear what is going on in the doctor's ofice outside the room!

So they have a tv with a videotape in the room, which the nurse tells you-more embarasment.

So I turn on the TV, turn the volume all the way off and start to watch. Well, they've bought the cheapest tape you could possibly imagine! AND I MEAN IT! The sex scene was out doors, and apparently there were a lot of flies around, and the primary shot was a doggy style position, and yes....you can guess....where were the flies landing....!!!!! I AM SERIOUS! Talk about disgusting! And I still have to deliver!

If I had been braver, I would have told them to get better material....but I just got the heck out of there!

[Teenbaby96]

I think I can beat you all on this one! My wife and I went through a lot of infertility treatments, and part of that was me having to go to a small room and provide a sperm sample. Talk about pressure....and you can hear what is going on in the doctor's ofice outside the room!

So they have a tv with a videotape in the room, which the nurse tells you-more embarasment.

So I turn on the TV, turn the volume all the way off and start to watch. Well, they've bought the cheapest tape you could possibly imagine! AND I MEAN IT! The sex scene was out doors, and apparently there were a lot of flies around, and the primary shot was a doggy style position, and yes....you can guess....where were the flies landing....!!!!! I AM SERIOUS! Talk about disgusting! And I still have to deliver!

If I had been braver, I would have told them to get better material....but I just got the heck out of there!

hahaha, I think you should have bought materials of your own, something you like, diaper related perhaps

[Daddy Fred]

Of course standard porn is boring; firstly it's a one-subject job (sex) and secondly it's just about always done on the cheap. Cheap repetitious music, cheap old script, and probably bored director, actors, cameraman. Done it a million times before.

I reckon if the ancient Romans could see our stuff (courtesy of H.G. Wells), they'd all be shouting "crappus, crappus, crappus"!

Daddy Fred.

[ForbiddenFruit]

I don't like it when the women are treated like bags of meat. I'm just sitting there with a rapidly dying erection thinking 'Good grief, that can't be comfortable!'

[ItchyTasty]

Worst things in porn is blantent fakeness except for fake boobs,lol.

Fake orgams, fake penetration, fake/very unrealstic acts or uniforms. Like for an example I saw a porn site where the girls dressed up as cops, but bloody hell they didn't look anything like real cops. Stupid halloween type uniforms they wore.

Yeah I know police impersonation is illegal but that's only if you walk the streets dressed as a real cop or do some illegal means by wearing it like trying to gain entry to people's houses,etc.

People who do airsoft that dress up as police on private grounds look much more real than stupid pornstars in bloody obvious fake police clothing.

That's just one example. Another site which was about chav girls and the girls hardly looked like chav girls again, just average looking pornstar whores. Think they have to go back to the drawing board and research properly what 18-25 ish chav girls look like,lol.

[BabyTara]

Everything. I'd rather be doing it.

[BabyGizmo]

barely legal. its ridiculous, eater you are or you arnt. and if it is "Barley" than i wanna know who is ID-ing these girls and if they check to make shure its not illegal.

oh, and fake watersport porn, or massive loads of seamen than even a horse could not produce.

[ForbiddenFruit]

[pixiedust]

WTF is above me here!!!! Im frightened, but i actually like porn.

[firepup]

I hate the bad acting. I know you don't buy it the acting but still. It's annoying when it sounds so fake.

The other night I saw one where like every 2 secs. the girl looked at the camera. It got old quick. Never saw one that bad.