Corrupt-a-wish

[barnburner]

Granted, but the healing process somehow made the foot on the same side as your bad shoulder fall off your leg, dont worry, it was a clean detachment that required no hospital intervention, Even though the detachment healed up instantly, there is no way to reattach the foot

[Skylove27]

Granted but the cookies are rock solid making them impossible to eat.

[BabyWarlock]

Granted but you only get two seconds of sleep.

I wish I didn't have to stand out in the cold to wait for my bus

[barnburner]

Granted, while you will never see a cold day every again, Every day for rest of your life will be hot with temperatures reaching 105'F and high humidity, however, anywhere you go, the moment you walk into a place that has air conditioning, the a/c will suddenly break, you will never know what its like to not sweat ever again.

[Skylove27]

Granted but this is the only birthday that can make you really happy.

[Personalias]

Granted, but you will receive a "Poor" rating in all categories of the performance at every competition you perform at.

[Shotgun Diplomat]

Granted, you are now hounded by the paparazzi and random people wherever you go. Privacy is a thing of the past for you from now until evermore.

I wish that all the Americans who are threatening to move to my Country if Trump gets the election woudl sack up and just do it, it would be great to have that many qualified people swell the population.

[Katelyn Ann]

Granted, but you only get the French speaking

[Skylove27]

Granted but it's limited and they most likely won't come true.

[barnburner]

Granted, Hope you like sugar-free mock apple pie.

[Skylove27]

Granted but they will be toys for someone else and you can't play with them.

[Shotgun Diplomat]

Granted, but now with a shorter work week the GDP of the nation decreases resulting in economic stagnation and unemployment for millions (I hope you're happy, you monster (JK))

I wish that Plaid shirts had not been taken over by hipsters and still belonged to the working-class.

[BabyWarlock]

True but the trend only happens in Zimbabwe.

I wish that the next chapter of my story could just get done

[Skylove27]

Granted.

[BabyWarlock]

Granted. But then at the final examination you get disqualified

I wish for a thousand Confederate Helvetic Francs

[Infantwish]

Granted, but they are all toy money

 

I wish ABDL was accepted everywhere

[Rift The husky]

Granted ABDL'S  are now accepted across the globe

I wish that money was never invented 

[babywyatt]

Granted but now the world is pure chaos

 

I wish for my mommy to always love me and spoil me

[Rift The husky]

Granted you are spoiled

I wish for a job working for ABU

[Spiderman]

Granted but now the company has been sold to a person who hates AB's and turns the building into a parking lot

 

I wish I had a girlfriend

[babywyatt]

Granted but the girlfriend is a zombie

 

I wish for a machine that would spank me every day

[Rift The husky]

Granted you now have a spanking machine

I wish I was Japanese

[babywyatt]

Granted but you only speak Chinese

I wish for a cookie that never ends

 

[Rift The husky]

Granted you have a never ending cookie  look out for cookie monster 

I wish I  had a trombone

[BabyJune]

Granted. You have a trombone but your neighbor wished for a set of bagpipes...and their wish was granted, too.

I wish I could sing.