barnburner Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 Granted, but the healing process somehow made the foot on the same side as your bad shoulder fall off your leg, dont worry, it was a clean detachment that required no hospital intervention, Even though the detachment healed up instantly, there is no way to reattach the foot Link to comment
Skylove27 Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 Granted but the cookies are rock solid making them impossible to eat. Link to comment
BabyWarlock Posted March 8, 2016 Share Posted March 8, 2016 Granted but you only get two seconds of sleep. I wish I didn't have to stand out in the cold to wait for my bus Link to comment
barnburner Posted March 8, 2016 Share Posted March 8, 2016 Granted, while you will never see a cold day every again, Every day for rest of your life will be hot with temperatures reaching 105'F and high humidity, however, anywhere you go, the moment you walk into a place that has air conditioning, the a/c will suddenly break, you will never know what its like to not sweat ever again. Link to comment
Skylove27 Posted March 8, 2016 Share Posted March 8, 2016 Granted but this is the only birthday that can make you really happy. Link to comment
Personalias Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 Granted, but you will receive a "Poor" rating in all categories of the performance at every competition you perform at. 1 Link to comment
Shotgun Diplomat Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 Granted, you are now hounded by the paparazzi and random people wherever you go. Privacy is a thing of the past for you from now until evermore. I wish that all the Americans who are threatening to move to my Country if Trump gets the election woudl sack up and just do it, it would be great to have that many qualified people swell the population. Link to comment
Katelyn Ann Posted March 12, 2016 Share Posted March 12, 2016 Granted, but you only get the French speaking Link to comment
Skylove27 Posted March 12, 2016 Share Posted March 12, 2016 Granted but it's limited and they most likely won't come true. Link to comment
barnburner Posted March 12, 2016 Share Posted March 12, 2016 Granted, Hope you like sugar-free mock apple pie. Link to comment
Skylove27 Posted March 12, 2016 Share Posted March 12, 2016 Granted but they will be toys for someone else and you can't play with them. Link to comment
Shotgun Diplomat Posted March 13, 2016 Share Posted March 13, 2016 Granted, but now with a shorter work week the GDP of the nation decreases resulting in economic stagnation and unemployment for millions (I hope you're happy, you monster (JK)) I wish that Plaid shirts had not been taken over by hipsters and still belonged to the working-class. Link to comment
BabyWarlock Posted March 14, 2016 Share Posted March 14, 2016 True but the trend only happens in Zimbabwe. I wish that the next chapter of my story could just get done Link to comment
BabyWarlock Posted March 15, 2016 Share Posted March 15, 2016 Granted. But then at the final examination you get disqualified I wish for a thousand Confederate Helvetic Francs Link to comment
Infantwish Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 Granted, but they are all toy money I wish ABDL was accepted everywhere Link to comment
Rift The husky Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 Granted ABDL'S are now accepted across the globe I wish that money was never invented Link to comment
babywyatt Posted January 13, 2018 Share Posted January 13, 2018 Granted but now the world is pure chaos I wish for my mommy to always love me and spoil me Link to comment
Rift The husky Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 Granted you are spoiled I wish for a job working for ABU Link to comment
Spiderman Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 Granted but now the company has been sold to a person who hates AB's and turns the building into a parking lot I wish I had a girlfriend Link to comment
babywyatt Posted January 17, 2018 Share Posted January 17, 2018 Granted but the girlfriend is a zombie I wish for a machine that would spank me every day Link to comment
Rift The husky Posted January 17, 2018 Share Posted January 17, 2018 Granted you now have a spanking machine I wish I was Japanese Link to comment
babywyatt Posted January 17, 2018 Share Posted January 17, 2018 Granted but you only speak Chinese I wish for a cookie that never ends Link to comment
Rift The husky Posted January 17, 2018 Share Posted January 17, 2018 Granted you have a never ending cookie look out for cookie monster I wish I had a trombone Link to comment
BabyJune Posted January 18, 2018 Share Posted January 18, 2018 Granted. You have a trombone but your neighbor wished for a set of bagpipes...and their wish was granted, too. I wish I could sing. Link to comment
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