Wet Knight

1961, I was 18, Klienerts still made rubber baby pants, they had "bumfluff" on them to stop them sticking when washed; they were rather bikini cut. Woolworths (in England) were still selling Dinky moulded latex pants in 1966/7that I think may have been chlorinated as they never stuck. Around

Not a pill, although a diuretic like "frusimide" can be interesting. Purchase a couple of balloons, about 1/2 the size of a clenched fist before inflating. Cut off about 1/2 of the neck for a start (more can be cut off later) and inserting four fingers into the now much looser neck, pull it over your cock with a full bladder and an additional extra drink. Don't worry, unless you are huge you can safely wear it for 1/2 an hour, maybe more, it does not cut off the blood supply and your knob does not drop off. The knack is to have just enough neck to hold the balloon on, depending on "the angle of dangle", when it is sufficiently filled ( it may take a few balloons to get this just right ) . Once you have just filled the balloon, position it in your nappy, then hang on till you bladder refills. from the moment that you continue filling the balloon you are committed to have an urgent uncontrolled wetting when the balloon blows off.

SO ? which are you? GOD or a phychiatrist, that you know what I meant to say. Just joking P.S. Don't forget to set your clocks to Myan mean - time on friday 21st December, Don't want to miss the end of the world!

. i mean how i have made it 30 years without one is just simply a miracle ANSWER: By walking sassy, pouting, fluttering your eyelids and beaming a come-on smile. It is weapon of mass creation called "sex appeal" P.S. I once read that over half the cops in US of A that get killed by gunfire, are shot with their own gun.

It was repeated again last night on another channel. Not sure which one, as I was just flipping through.

to fight the invading British Army ???? Most of america was an English colony. The French were causing mischief in the south and north east, slaughtering the local inhabitants as though they were pests, which made the local inhabitants dislike all europeans. The Dutch and English settlers begged the English to send troops to defend them, which England did, at England's expense. The few English troops routed the French, parleyed with the local inhabitants and would have withdrawn. Sadly, before all were withdrawn, some of the settlers were beastly to the local inhabitants, at which point the English decided that the settlers should help finance the remaining troops, which they agreed to do; however, when the English realised that the local inhabitants were not the trouble makers and tried to be even handed, the settlers, unjustifyably, felt agrieved. The result was that they rebelled against the troops that they had asked to help, so that they could take on from the way the French had behaved, slaughtering the local inhabitants and stealing their land, and to do this they gave themselves the "right" to form raiding parties and carry guns. Please don't start a flame war because your history books are inaccurate ! Apologies Bettypooh.

Just watched 15 stone babies. It treated the subject very fairly, no stigma, just enough understanding, no titilation and no attempt to portray phreaks

"LIKE RIDING A BIKE" Whoooooooo (Long disaproving intake of breath) Dodgy heading ! Could be misunderstood. When Andrea mentioned bikes, I got into a lot of trouble from Alex for a misunderstood comment . Lasses who like to share their favours and enjoy being ridden, become known as "the village bike"

At prep-school in the 1950's I was taught that the left testicle usually hangs lower than the right. Google confirms it still does.

This week you can mention how pleased you are that the Duke of Cambridge and his wife are expecting a baby.

"If it's what you want, I hope you do it! Wishing you the best, but if you return we'll be here" , in which case, remind us why you left and we will try and help you to resist this foible.

Arizona Care P.U. pants are very comfortable, hardly know they are being worn, they are so breathable. As with most things, there is a downside, that elastics are spongelike and wick if your nappy gets too wet. If you want a nappy and plastic pants for confidence or just-in-case, they are ideal.

If you ever see a bunny with its nose all wet and runny you may think its funny but it snott.

On Saturday afternoon there was a fire and expolsion at the Nippon Shokubai Co chemical factory near Osaka. The company, which due to demand was working at full capacity, produced 20%, (320,000 tons per year) of the world's super absorbent polymer used in nappy production. As responsible adult wetters, should we ease the problem by using cloth nappies when and where possible?

I think this can only be posted under "The rest of your life". About 10 days ago I heard that someone in a nearby village had dropped dead while playing Bowls, but was kept alive by mouth to mouth and heart massage until parramedics revived him. Good for him and all involved I thought, and forgot it, but it seems he had a dreadfull experience of ear piercing screams and falling through black cloud, that is too awful to describe. Does any one else know of someone who has died, been revived and know that they were destined for hell?, but have a second chance during the rest of their life.

Well done WB and Sarah; you have cought on to the unspoken lavatory/nappy allusion and the aspiration of many people to be something other than lavatory cleaners. I too cleaned lavatorys for a month when the job fell vacant. I did it rather than tell someone else to, while working in the drawing office. The experience and the fact that it was a job that I could fall back on, has never been a comfort to me.

The two things don't have to be mutually exclusive. But look at it this way for example. You decided to drop out and with time on your hands, hang out with some friendly lavatory cleaners, when one day a mythical fairy appears and says "I'm delighted to tell you that you have won an exciting job with excellent prospects and if you stay with the company there is a pension that will continue to pay out long after you die; Oh, and by the way, it is not mutually exclusive to hanging out with your lavatory cleaning pals". Even though your pals say they will keep you a spare lavatory brush, do you think you would want to go on hanging out with them, when you could spend the time improving your prospects with the company ?