Wet Knight

SO ? which are you? GOD or a phychiatrist, that you know what I meant to say. Just joking P.S. Don't forget to set your clocks to Myan mean - time on friday 21st December, Don't want to miss the end of the world!

. i mean how i have made it 30 years without one is just simply a miracle ANSWER: By walking sassy, pouting, fluttering your eyelids and beaming a come-on smile. It is weapon of mass creation called "sex appeal" P.S. I once read that over half the cops in US of A that get killed by gunfire, are shot with their own gun.

It was repeated again last night on another channel. Not sure which one, as I was just flipping through.

to fight the invading British Army ???? Most of america was an English colony. The French were causing mischief in the south and north east, slaughtering the local inhabitants as though they were pests, which made the local inhabitants dislike all europeans. The Dutch and English settlers begged the English to send troops to defend them, which England did, at England's expense. The few English troops routed the French, parleyed with the local inhabitants and would have withdrawn. Sadly, before all were withdrawn, some of the settlers were beastly to the local inhabitants, at which point the English decided that the settlers should help finance the remaining troops, which they agreed to do; however, when the English realised that the local inhabitants were not the trouble makers and tried to be even handed, the settlers, unjustifyably, felt agrieved. The result was that they rebelled against the troops that they had asked to help, so that they could take on from the way the French had behaved, slaughtering the local inhabitants and stealing their land, and to do this they gave themselves the "right" to form raiding parties and carry guns. Please don't start a flame war because your history books are inaccurate ! Apologies Bettypooh.

Just watched 15 stone babies. It treated the subject very fairly, no stigma, just enough understanding, no titilation and no attempt to portray phreaks

"LIKE RIDING A BIKE" Whoooooooo (Long disaproving intake of breath) Dodgy heading ! Could be misunderstood. When Andrea mentioned bikes, I got into a lot of trouble from Alex for a misunderstood comment . Lasses who like to share their favours and enjoy being ridden, become known as "the village bike"

At prep-school in the 1950's I was taught that the left testicle usually hangs lower than the right. Google confirms it still does.

This week you can mention how pleased you are that the Duke of Cambridge and his wife are expecting a baby.

"If it's what you want, I hope you do it! Wishing you the best, but if you return we'll be here" , in which case, remind us why you left and we will try and help you to resist this foible.

Arizona Care P.U. pants are very comfortable, hardly know they are being worn, they are so breathable. As with most things, there is a downside, that elastics are spongelike and wick if your nappy gets too wet. If you want a nappy and plastic pants for confidence or just-in-case, they are ideal.

If you ever see a bunny with its nose all wet and runny you may think its funny but it snott.

On Saturday afternoon there was a fire and expolsion at the Nippon Shokubai Co chemical factory near Osaka. The company, which due to demand was working at full capacity, produced 20%, (320,000 tons per year) of the world's super absorbent polymer used in nappy production. As responsible adult wetters, should we ease the problem by using cloth nappies when and where possible?

I think this can only be posted under "The rest of your life". About 10 days ago I heard that someone in a nearby village had dropped dead while playing Bowls, but was kept alive by mouth to mouth and heart massage until parramedics revived him. Good for him and all involved I thought, and forgot it, but it seems he had a dreadfull experience of ear piercing screams and falling through black cloud, that is too awful to describe. Does any one else know of someone who has died, been revived and know that they were destined for hell?, but have a second chance during the rest of their life.

Well done WB and Sarah; you have cought on to the unspoken lavatory/nappy allusion and the aspiration of many people to be something other than lavatory cleaners. I too cleaned lavatorys for a month when the job fell vacant. I did it rather than tell someone else to, while working in the drawing office. The experience and the fact that it was a job that I could fall back on, has never been a comfort to me.

The two things don't have to be mutually exclusive. But look at it this way for example. You decided to drop out and with time on your hands, hang out with some friendly lavatory cleaners, when one day a mythical fairy appears and says "I'm delighted to tell you that you have won an exciting job with excellent prospects and if you stay with the company there is a pension that will continue to pay out long after you die; Oh, and by the way, it is not mutually exclusive to hanging out with your lavatory cleaning pals". Even though your pals say they will keep you a spare lavatory brush, do you think you would want to go on hanging out with them, when you could spend the time improving your prospects with the company ?

I hope we never see you here again. Said in the nicest possible way. Bless you.

Some of you are sort of missing the point, your being here isn't dependant on "if he decides to return", your being here is a probability, whether he comes back or not. By contrast, Cookie has probably discovered something on which he can depend: GOD WILL BE THERE WHENEVER YOU NEED HIM. (Revised, in view of Bettypooh's comments)

It could be the same number of people, hitting each other more often.

I think we can assume that there were less accidents on the other types of road, because they are now happening on 20 MPH roads

SCOOP. By our motoring expert. It was announced in England at lunch time today, that in the last year, car accidents have risen by 26% on roads where the speed restriction has been reduced to 20 MPH. The statistic speak for themselves. A lapse of concentration at 20 MPH can be more likely than at 30 MPH !!. Clearly all these 20 MPH areas must be increased to 30 MPH. This will reduce accidents in 20 MPH areas to zero. Don't you just love statistics. It doesn't mention whether there are more 20 MPH areas than last year.

You have never heard of "Wet Wet Wet"? The boy band, over whom girls in their thousands, wet their knickers !!! GLUGGLE THEM.