Wet Knight

There is a story, that when King Edward VII told his Mistress that he was going to launch a Battleship, he quipped that he had spent enough on her to build one. Her reply was "You have spent enough spunk in me to float one"

How mean can you get? You know that someone important on this site is spending every moment he can spare, working out;................ and here you are, tempting him into Burger King for a WOPPER !!!

The Dr. remarked "If that belly was on a woman, I'd think she was pregnant". His obese male patient replied "It has been, and she is"

England's best and almost only fighter in 1939 was the Hawker Hurricane and the predominant Battle of Britain fighter was the Hurricane, fortunately ordered very late in the day by the government, but concieved from the outset as a fighter. The Spitfire was a shoestring development of a privately sponsered seaplane in 1931. Boeing had the advantage in 1940 of building on the example of the Hurricane, Spitfire and the Messerschmitt with the aid of full-sized wind tunnel testing, and the luxury of considerable state funding without the preasure of being at war. As the American war effort was uninterupted by bombing, they were able to perfect the Mustang before the Italian, Pacific and Normandy campainges, by which time its aerodynamics, maintenance, reliability, endurance and refinement and sheer numbers made it second to none as the most effective fighter.

Thirty odd years ago, rec'ing for an MG car club rally on the boarders of Wales, I passed a pub next to a WW2 scrap yard with a real Spitfire outside it. I wonder if it is still there?

I recon that the next "short story prize" might be "an almost 'as new' black card".

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From the news reports, that sounds a very wise precaution, if your errands took you any where near a school.

Witty !

Do you know why 'it' says that you can't be 'messaged', Christine?

I have just tried several times to paste in a joke. It pastes OK, but when I click "submit", the post comes up with nothing in it. I have had that happen when ttrying to paste one of my drawings, but assumed that I was trying to use too many pixels

THE problem with "getting into blacksmithing" is that Topp & Co. in Yorkshire is now the only company in the world that produces Wrough Iron.

A good reminder!!

Me too. EX2 keeps coming up. I think there must be slug in the system somewhere.

From a tweet to the Chicago Tribune: I thought my Vasectomy would stop my wife from getting pregnant,

Rubber Pants.

Because DD wishes to check what you have writen, as it doesn't want you to offend someone with a politically incorrect, inappropriate, thoughtless or unfriendly post. The Mods probably check your grammer and spelling as well.