Yea, I have to distinguish between toddlers and babies too. Babies are worthless. They can't do anything, they leak from every orifice, always at the most inconvenient time, and their (few) antics aren't even amusing. Toddlers on the other hand are amazing creatures who don't know enough about the world to be scared, will believe anything you tell them, speak their mind, and get mad because you snatched them from their playtime just to change their diaper (the condition of which they had no problem with).
Yea, I am jealous of toddlers.
Anondl
PS The Onion piece was hilarious.