first time i went to the club with a plug and diaper 

24/7 diapers - Week 5!

Good luck with the Avalanche this season. I'm not even thinking about basketball or hockey while baseball is being played. 

Dinosaur goes Rawr

I'll make this my "official" statement, I'll be back on again......knocked on my ass for a week and a half, although I knew that was coming and as per usual, the "promise" of adequate pain control, EVEN AFTER EXPLAINING everything, having medical records sent over AND having the surgeon speak to multiple of my Dr's who have known me for 20+ years was once again a total waste of my time! They wanted to release me hours post op, and I damn near snapped. Kind of HARD to keep i together when you are ASSURED "there will be no problems".....well, there were problems! I HATE being painted into this corner as the LAST place I ever want to be is in the hospital, incapable of moving due to PAIN, and then "pushed". They WONDER WHY you become so aggressive! You do EVERYTHING EVERY SINGLE DR. TELL YOU TO DO, are assured they have you covered until they see that you don't respond to pain meds that make other people feel like they're in outer space and then? Yeah, bend over and spread!

I swear I'd be better off as a junkie (never, couldn't live with myself!) as at least they're shown sympathy, empathy, compassion....be a severe chronic pain patient who is missing more than 2/3 of the pain med receptors in your brain who can carry on an in depth conversation after them giving you the highest dose they CLAIM they're allowed and then they look at you like???? REALLY at a loss of words here!

OH! IF I EVER mention sinus surgery again, whoever reads this is invited to come put two in the back of my skull! The 1st was not quite 22 years ago....I must have forgotten HOW HORRIFIC it is to wake up with the inside of your mouth coated in thick blood clots, blood in your mustache/beard, PAIN beyond description with zero visual clarity (seeing 2 of everything already make vision difficult.....add in eyes swollen almost shut and yeah, you can't see shit! WHY ANYONE would willingly do this I once again understand!