Start A Useless Rumor About The Person Above You

[Warmwetandcozy]

⬆ eats cat hair 

[Bumble_Bee_J]

licks dogs noses.

[Warmwetandcozy]

⬆ drinks tab 

[Bumble_Bee_J]

eats poop

[Firefly 35]

Is actually a bumble bee 

[Bumble_Bee_J]

eats bumble bees!

[Firefly 35]

Likes to use beehives as a basketball.

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

Eats Little Friskies or 9 Lives on the Feast day of St. Felix and the birthday of President Garfield

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

Wears dresses that are so short, his belly button shows

[Bumble_Bee_J]

Uses a fork as a hair comb.

[Firefly 35]

Uses a spoon as a shovel

[Mars.inDiapers]

Uses a knife as a tire iron. 

[Shotgun Diplomat]

^ Believes wholeheartedly that all flat-head screws can be undone with the end of a dinner knife. No matter the torque spec. 

[Bumble_Bee_J]

Shot a diplomat with a gun

[Davidv1996]

Can transform into a Camaro

[BabyJune]

Gets a speeding ticket and a RECALL NOTICE for driving a Camaro.

[Lavellan]

^Wears mismatched socks. But not just colors. Different lengths and fuzziness to.

[Bumble_Bee_J]

Wears diapers back to front

[Firefly 35]

Wears diapers sideways except on February 32nd.

[Bumble_Bee_J]

Is a fly in a human skin suit.

[Warmwetandcozy]

Was arrested for attempted murder upon trying to give the POTUS an enema

[Firefly 35]

^ Accidentally created a computer virus by typing too much gibberish in every app he downloaded.

[Warmwetandcozy]

?invented flip off emoji 

[Firefly 35]

^ Forgot to close his wardrobe one morning and let a bunch of Narnians throw a party in his house.

[astrodiaper]

Cant have an accident without falling asleep.