gb817 Posted September 18, 2016 Share Posted September 18, 2016 ^ Enjoys screaming at small children in German, and does so whenever possible. Link to comment
eatenbywo1ves Posted September 18, 2016 Share Posted September 18, 2016 ^Quote on gravestone will be, "Hold my beer, watch this.". Link to comment
barnburner Posted September 18, 2016 Share Posted September 18, 2016 ^Will have 7 women sending in obituaries after his death all saying what a great lover and provider for their kids he was(And the newspaper will print all of them) Link to comment
diapered-nicksfan Posted September 18, 2016 Share Posted September 18, 2016 ^Tears the "Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law" tags from mattresses then mails them in with cut out letter style ransom notes to the local PD threatening to commit Matricide. 1 Link to comment
Shotgun Diplomat Posted September 20, 2016 Share Posted September 20, 2016 ^ Went gently into that good night and did not rage against the dying of the light. 1 Link to comment
gb817 Posted September 20, 2016 Share Posted September 20, 2016 ^ Is Donald Trump's secret lover. Link to comment
eatenbywo1ves Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 ^is donald trumps personal hair stylist. Link to comment
gb817 Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 ^ Is in fact Dick Cheney in a Donald Trump mask working for the Lizard people Illuminati. Link to comment
barnburner Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 ^Is a cat controlling Trump from the inside of him Link to comment
Personalias Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 ^ Has a collection of vintage diapers including but not limited to adult, adult baby style, and regular baby diapers....all of them used. Link to comment
Shotgun Diplomat Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 ^ Was the creator of Soylent Green. Link to comment
barnburner Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 ^has a stockpile of soylent green to last him for 5 years in case the world ends Link to comment
gb817 Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 ^ Preformed a Mission Impossible style heist in Link to comment
eatenbywo1ves Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 This thread will now self destruct. Link to comment
gb817 Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 ^ Is gonna cut a bitch. Link to comment
Shotgun Diplomat Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 ^ Is a practicing Barber Surgeon, fleam included. Link to comment
BabyWarlock Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 ^cannot locate Canada Link to comment
barnburner Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 ^cannot locate his still used right pinky toe Link to comment
eatenbywo1ves Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 ^often caught arguing with mirrors Link to comment
barnburner Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 ^often argues with each of his individual fingers(who often gang up on him in a 10v1 situation, toes sometimes join in against him) Link to comment
gb817 Posted September 24, 2016 Share Posted September 24, 2016 ^ Throws pool balls at wild animals in the hopes of catching them all. Link to comment
eatenbywo1ves Posted September 25, 2016 Share Posted September 25, 2016 ^has a handmade mustache collection created from barber shop trimmings, occasionally wears them out. Link to comment
barnburner Posted September 25, 2016 Share Posted September 25, 2016 ^scouts area barber shops for free Link to comment
Personalias Posted September 25, 2016 Share Posted September 25, 2016 ^ eats food made out of play-doh. 1 Link to comment
eatenbywo1ves Posted September 25, 2016 Share Posted September 25, 2016 ^has amazingly groomed ear hair. Link to comment
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