Start A Useless Rumor About The Person Above You

[Guest *~Andi~*]

^ called the locksmith to

[Rani]

^ Ate all the toilet roll, AGAIN!!

[Bonsai]

Hides her diaper stash in the only place her husband and sons

[gigglemuffinz]

^ is apparently actually a tree just pretending to be an adult baby.

[Guest *~Andi~*]

^ went thrift shopping... NAKED.

[cody9ball]

I dont know what to say other than adrea i changed my name to im the biggest thing that ever said hi to you......... jking idk how these gme go ummm ooooo andrea how do you stand on your head giggles

[astrodiaper]

^ Doesn't actually play 9 ball. Plays 8-ball instead.

[Bonsai]

Used cool alert pull ups for his last walk in space, but wasn't able to keep his stars showing. Ouch!

[astrodiaper]

^Gives wannabe astronauts civilian grade cool alert pullups instead of NASA grade cool alert pullups. :'( (They didn't have Buzz Lightyear on them.)

[2sail2]

Tucked his shirt into his diaper and you could see his diaper hanging out.

[freswith]

^ Has been appointed US Ambassador to the the Kingdom of Titipu ^

[Bonsai]

Would like to turn the ratio of bedwetting girls vs. boys from 1:2 to 10:1

[Guest *~Andi~*]

^^^ eats cheerios in the hot tub after I peed in it

[BabyJune]

Is afraid of the organ grinder.

[Rani]

^ Eats flies for breakfast every morning. It's not a problem though, they are different varieties after all!

[BabyJune]

^ Thinks fruit flies actually contain vitamin C

[Bonsai]

Keeps his house

[BabyJune]

^ Likes to sing in the elevator...but not to the tune that is playing on the intercom.

[astrodiaper]

^executive producer of said elevator music.

[astrodiaper]

^Argues with himself. (Do not!) (Do too!) (Mommy?) (Will you all JUST SHUT UP!?!)

[freswith]

^ has been used as a test dummy for crash helmets: he was the un-helmeted "control" sample.

[BabyJune]

Hopes that London Bridges don't actually all fall down. (As for Parliament...that's a different story). At least you guys don't have to worry about that God-awful "Obamacare" that we're going to be cursed with in 2014.

[babykeiff]

^Was born in September, but can't spell September!

[BabyJune]

Doesn't know the difference between "bear" and "bare."

[babykeiff]

^ Prefers bare bears behinds