Firefly 35 Posted November 4, 2019 Share Posted November 4, 2019 Is actually a bumble bee Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted November 5, 2019 Share Posted November 5, 2019 Likes to use beehives as a basketball. Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted November 6, 2019 Share Posted November 6, 2019 Eats Little Friskies or 9 Lives on the Feast day of St. Felix and the birthday of President Garfield Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 Wears dresses that are so short, his belly button shows Link to comment
Bumble_Bee_J Posted November 9, 2019 Share Posted November 9, 2019 Uses a fork as a hair comb. Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 Uses a spoon as a shovel Link to comment
Mars.inDiapers Posted November 16, 2019 Share Posted November 16, 2019 Uses a knife as a tire iron. Link to comment
Shotgun Diplomat Posted November 16, 2019 Share Posted November 16, 2019 ^ Believes wholeheartedly that all flat-head screws can be undone with the end of a dinner knife. No matter the torque spec. Link to comment
Bumble_Bee_J Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 Shot a diplomat with a gun Link to comment
Davidv1996 Posted December 13, 2019 Share Posted December 13, 2019 Can transform into a Camaro Link to comment
BabyJune Posted December 13, 2019 Share Posted December 13, 2019 Gets a speeding ticket and a RECALL NOTICE for driving a Camaro. Link to comment
Lavellan Posted December 26, 2019 Share Posted December 26, 2019 ^Wears mismatched socks. But not just colors. Different lengths and fuzziness to. Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted May 9, 2020 Share Posted May 9, 2020 Wears diapers sideways except on February 32nd. Link to comment
Bumble_Bee_J Posted May 10, 2020 Share Posted May 10, 2020 Is a fly in a human skin suit. Link to comment
Warmwetandcozy Posted June 15, 2020 Share Posted June 15, 2020 Was arrested for attempted murder upon trying to give the POTUS an enema Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted June 24, 2020 Share Posted June 24, 2020 ^ Accidentally created a computer virus by typing too much gibberish in every app he downloaded. Link to comment
Warmwetandcozy Posted July 3, 2020 Share Posted July 3, 2020 ?invented flip off emoji Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted July 6, 2020 Share Posted July 6, 2020 ^ Forgot to close his wardrobe one morning and let a bunch of Narnians throw a party in his house. Link to comment
astrodiaper Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 Cant have an accident without falling asleep. Link to comment
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