gb817 Posted October 8, 2016 Share Posted October 8, 2016 ^ Is aroused by the smell of burnt toast. Link to comment
Shotgun Diplomat Posted October 8, 2016 Share Posted October 8, 2016 ^Doesn't like apple pie Link to comment
Personalias Posted October 8, 2016 Share Posted October 8, 2016 ^ kjho;dfsgljkfadgjkohgreoihretlkjhasgdfljkhnasfdgjkl;asfgdjklagsfljk;h Link to comment
Shotgun Diplomat Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 ^ Tried to type in Esperanto, it didn't work. Link to comment
Personalias Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 ^kljasdfjkgfriohhifgokln;gfnkl;fgsjlkhfuio Link to comment
barnburner Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 ^Thats his online bank account 1 Link to comment
Shotgun Diplomat Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 ^ Is Mrs. O'Leary's Cow, and started the great Chicago fire. Link to comment
barnburner Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 1 hour ago, Shotgun Diplomat said: ^ Is Mrs. O'Leary's Cow, and started the great Chicago fire. Link to comment
Personalias Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 ^Cannot decipher the secret message hidden in my previous posts. Link to comment
Shotgun Diplomat Posted October 10, 2016 Share Posted October 10, 2016 ^ Is secretly a Spymaster of the first order, uses gibberish postings on fetish forum boards as a recruitment tactic. Link to comment
Ishigreensa Posted October 10, 2016 Share Posted October 10, 2016 ^ Knows this because he was also recruited the same way. Link to comment
eatenbywo1ves Posted October 10, 2016 Share Posted October 10, 2016 ^masturbates with a cheese grater Link to comment
barnburner Posted October 10, 2016 Share Posted October 10, 2016 ^Cracked the IOS encryption and sold it to the highest russian bidder Link to comment
repetitivediaperwetter88 Posted October 10, 2016 Share Posted October 10, 2016 ^^^^ is a toilet lover in secret. Link to comment
gb817 Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 ^ Is secretly two midgets and a cat in a bathrobe. Link to comment
Personalias Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 ^Dresses up like Harry Potter and robs unsuspecting people at gun point. Link to comment
barnburner Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 ^dresses his gf in a bikini and cat ears and a tail and makes her Link to comment
gb817 Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 ^ Was last seen dancing through the streets of Moscow dressed as Freddy Mercury. Link to comment
Shotgun Diplomat Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 ^ Is in fact Jimmy Hoffa Link to comment
barnburner Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 ^Is not a shotgun diplomat but in fact a submachine gun presidente Link to comment
gb817 Posted October 12, 2016 Share Posted October 12, 2016 ^ Oddly enough is a volunteer firewoman. 1 Link to comment
eatenbywo1ves Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 ^is the reason people stub their toes in the morning getting out of bed Link to comment
Shotgun Diplomat Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 Postulated the theory on Trans-warp beaming. Link to comment
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