Like a baby...

[DailyDi]

[Apache Raccoon]

I remember Lee Evans made essentially the same joke in one of his stand ups.

I Slept Really Well Last Night, I Slept Like a Baby: I Pissed The Bed Four Times. Woke up Crying Five

[ValentinesStuff]

https://clip.cafe/the-big-chill-1983/did-anyone-sleep-last-night/

 

About the only thing I remember from this movie.

[Babygeebee]

Well,not every two hours, but yeah. ?

[~Brian~]

@DailyDi

With the meds I am on, if I take a Gabapentin, a Hydroxyzine, a Baclofen and a Dyazide, I will modstlikely sleep REALLY well, and have a REALLY wet diaper in the morning

Brian

[fillemup]

I frequently sleep like a baby. It is not intentional, but I always wake up wet and frequently have a mess in my diaper when I wake up.

[rusty pins]

Never sleep like a baby.  I'm up to go to the bathroom to pee about every hour and a half.  You know the story of the old folks talking on the park bench.

The 70 year old said, "Man, I get up in the morning and try to pee but my damn prostate is so big I strain and strain"

The 80 year old said, "That's nothing.  I'm so constipated every morning I sit on the toilet and push and push and hardly anything comes out!"

The 90 year old said, "Every morning at 7am I piss like a horse and at 8am I shit like a cow."

The others said, "Well, what's wrong with that?"

The 90 year old said, "I don't get up until 9!" 

[square_duck]

???? ...shit like cow.... Roflmao!! ??

I don't know why, but this struck me as very funny, and I couldn't stop laughing....