I got a pea

[Apache Raccoon]

We've all been there, doing show and tell at school and you brought in your veggies and you got a pea

 

 

[rusty pins]

I once took a leek in the produce department of my grocery store.   Leeks — Melissas Produce

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

I used to have a BMW

[BabyJune]

I drove an "Outie" (Audi). Actually, I was doing some work on it for my mother's college music professor back in the 1980s.

[le Hollandais]

Yeah? Well, I wear cloth diapers because I can't afFord disposables.

[rusty pins]

I once had a Taurus but it was a bull-shit car.

[Crinklz Kat]

Better than a Probe... you never know where that's been!

[ValentinesStuff]

My nephew wanted a toy pick-up truck, but they were out. So I took a dump.

[rusty pins]

A friend bought a semi truck.  He's still saving up for the rest of it.

[BabyJune]

A country Sheriff pulls over a southern hick and says to him, "You got any ID?" The hick replies, "'Bout whut?"

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

My taste in clothes is something I will have to address

[raekun]

On 5/3/2021 at 5:12 PM, Crinklz Kat said:

Better than a Probe... you never know where that's been!

REALLY ... that was my first car too! Sometimes I miss that car, though it left me on I-71

[BabyJune]

What happened to the cars at a demolition derby?

Rectum.

What do you get if you take an exam outside in sub-zero weather?

Testicles.

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

Why did the KGB killers wear diapers to the assassination  of Trotsky

Becaus Stalin said it would be a wet operation

 

What are fighting words to an ABDL

"Awww dry up!"

[fillemup]

Supermarket cats sit on the lettuce and peas. Laundry Matt cats sit on the towels and sheets.

[vvp39]

On 5/3/2021 at 6:08 AM, BabyJune said:

I drove an "Outie" (Audi). Actually, I was doing some work on it for my mother's college music professor back in the 1980s.

Well, it sounds like you did your Audi duty then....