Little BabyDoll Christine Posted June 24, 2022 Share Posted June 24, 2022 Maybe; if you weren't trying to sneaker round (How many times do you have to be told; it's "BAD jokes"?! Cheeziz Kryse!!) The local jeans maker wanted to find a person who would specialize in sewing in fly fronts. He used Zip Recruiter Link to comment
square_duck Posted July 20, 2022 Share Posted July 20, 2022 Ya hear about the flight training school that was trying to increase business by offering crash courses to aspiring pilots.....? Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted July 20, 2022 Share Posted July 20, 2022 Yes, they had to ditch the idea before it got off the ground. It just would not fly Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted July 21, 2022 Share Posted July 21, 2022 When someon told me about the "wind farms" that are supposed to supply electricit and I looked into what the actual price per Kilowatt and found it was 2 to 3 times what conventional powerplants cost and that it would be prohibiative. I commented "That is one expensive blow job" Link to comment
BabyJune Posted July 22, 2022 Share Posted July 22, 2022 How do you plant a wind farm, with electri-SEED-y? Link to comment
Babygeebee Posted July 22, 2022 Share Posted July 22, 2022 What do wind turbines talk about? Not much. They just shoot the breeze. ? 1 Link to comment
ValentinesStuff Posted July 22, 2022 Share Posted July 22, 2022 You don't want to get into an argument with a wind turbine, they always argue in circles. 2 Link to comment
square_duck Posted July 23, 2022 Share Posted July 23, 2022 Wind turbines are really just blow hards... ?? Link to comment
square_duck Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 Ya hear about the cheese factory wanting to hire ??? They are looking for a few 'grate' people.....?? 1 Link to comment
Crinklz Kat Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 14 hours ago, square_duck said: Ya hear about the cheese factory wanting to hire ??? They are looking for a few 'grate' people.....?? 2 Link to comment
Apache Raccoon Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 On 7/23/2022 at 7:48 AM, square_duck said: Wind turbines are really just blow hards... ?? Did you hear about those two wind turbines discussing music? One turbine asked "What kind of music do you like?" To which the other wind turbine replied "I'm a big metal fan" 4 Link to comment
ValentinesStuff Posted August 6, 2022 Share Posted August 6, 2022 On 8/5/2022 at 1:15 AM, square_duck said: Ya hear about the cheese factory wanting to hire ??? They are looking for a few 'grate' people.....?? They had an employment test. I shredded it. 1 Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted August 6, 2022 Share Posted August 6, 2022 I considered applying until I found it was a family operation owned by the Muensters 1 Link to comment
ValentinesStuff Posted August 6, 2022 Share Posted August 6, 2022 17 minutes ago, Little BabyDoll Christine said: I considered applying until I found it was a family operation owned by the Muensters To bad, you would have been a Gouda employee. 1 Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted August 6, 2022 Share Posted August 6, 2022 What if I did not want to brie 1 Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted August 8, 2022 Share Posted August 8, 2022 I blame the world's problems on Minecraft. Whenever you exit the game it says "saving world", so that must mean it's corrupting the real one, right? Link to comment
Babygeebee Posted August 8, 2022 Share Posted August 8, 2022 1 hour ago, Firefly 35 said: I blame the world's problems on Minecraft. Whenever you exit the game it says "saving world", so that must mean it's corrupting the real one, right? I prefer Douglas Adams's take on world: "There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.There is another theory which states that this has already happened." 1 Link to comment
ValentinesStuff Posted August 8, 2022 Share Posted August 8, 2022 1 hour ago, Babygeebee said: I prefer Douglas Adams's take on world: "There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.There is another theory which states that this has already happened." Twice. 1 1 Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted August 13, 2022 Share Posted August 13, 2022 How many professional engineers does it take to vacuum the floor? Three. One to forget to plug it in. One to forget to turn it on. And of course one to run the vacuum over some loose twine and get the brushes jammed up. The janitor would then have to explain that that is not the correct procedure for cleaning the floor; surely a professional would know that? Link to comment
Babygeebee Posted August 13, 2022 Share Posted August 13, 2022 There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those that understand binary and those that don't. Link to comment
BabyJune Posted August 16, 2022 Share Posted August 16, 2022 On 8/13/2022 at 7:46 AM, Babygeebee said: There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those that understand binary and those that don't. Roses are red, and violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic, and so am I. Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted August 16, 2022 Share Posted August 16, 2022 You're never alone with a split personality On 8/13/2022 at 8:46 AM, Babygeebee said: There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those that understand binary and those that don't. Oh; byte me 1 Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted August 16, 2022 Share Posted August 16, 2022 A few things you should know when buying a new computer: * RAM is a measure of the computer's durability, usually measured in GB (gigantic bonks). At least in theory; 1 GB is usually sufficient to break most devices. * Don't fall for a subcription to EMAIL (Electronic Massacure of Arbitrary Information on your Leisure time). Otherwise, you'll have no leisure time left! * For optimal security, use a detonator virus on any hacker who tries to compromise your device. Typically, these work by igniting the offending device's battery or making it backfeed current into the outlet, causing short circuits. Very effective. * Finally, optical drives are typically best for data back-ups as the computer can actually see what it's doing. Link to comment
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