Bad Jokes

[square_duck]

Sign outside a house of prostitution

 "Welcome all new cummers" 

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

I heard that Fet Life has a bar that caters to fetishists I read a few reviews

S&M Sentinel; "Beats me"
Sissy Sorority. "Made me feel small"
Diaper daily; "A refreshing change"
Baby Bugle; "Nice crib they have there"
The Golden Horde; "Nice place to just come in and piss around"
Rubber Register: "'Perfection' does not stretch the truh; Beats the pants off the competition"
Trnasvestite Traveller: "Don't let this spot slip past  you"
Little Girl Gazette; "Addresses everything superbly, Alice well here"
The Fursonal Finest; "Not a hair out of place. I  never pelt better"

[rusty pins]

Sign outside a brothel - "The Customer Always Cums First"

[ValentinesStuff]

On 4/6/2022 at 11:37 PM, square_duck said:

Sign outside a house of prostitution

 "Welcome all new cummers" 

Welcoming sign inside a house of prostitution

 

"Cum again"

[Crinklz Kat]

[square_duck]

3 hours ago, Crinklz Kat said:

He might also give you a "wedgie".... ?

 

[rusty pins]

Thats a "Gouda" one!  Cheeeese!

[Crinklz Kat]

Somehow... this is how I actually see @spoonchicken doing it!

[spoonchicken]

20 hours ago, Crinklz Kat said:

Somehow... this is how I actually see @spoonchicken doing it!

YUP !!! ?

[diaprbayb]

inspired by another thread

[Crinklz Kat]

Or putting the used diapers out for trash collection....

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

Oh, the problems of modern life! I was at a big box store and needed help to find an items So I looked around for someone to help, what I found was a person carrying a boatload of those plastic storiage bins. I wanted to cal tothem for help, but not knowing how they might respond to a gender-related term, which could mean anything from nothing to a sharp retort and a 10-minute lecture on pronouns What i decided on was "Oh: Someone bin laden"

[square_duck]

What kind of dress does a cow wear....??

 

 

A "moo moo"....

........is that the door over there.??...--------->

[ValentinesStuff]

What kind of dress does a virologist wear?

 

 

 

A microskirt.

[Firefly 35]

Some gardening advice:

If you're growing dollar bills please be aware that when mature, all cash will inflate, eventually growing enough helium to uproot the whole plant.

Also if you're growing flash drive vines or HDD (hard disk drive) shrubs, for the love of pete, please keep mosquitoes away from those plants to avoid viruses.  

And of course, pizzas need to be steamed for a couple hours after the harvest; they're quite dry right off the plant.

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

If you are growing diapers, keep your garden well stocked with rubber plants

[ValentinesStuff]

 

[rusty pins]

3 hours ago, Little Babydoll Christine said:

If you are growing diapers, keep your garden well stocked with rubber plants

Do you water the diapers and rubber plants when they are still in the garden, or after they have been picked?

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

Either way, you're in luck

[Crinklz Kat]

 

Admit it.... you laughed too!

[BabyJune]

On 4/7/2022 at 1:31 AM, Little Babydoll Christine said:

I heard that Fet Life has a bar that caters to fetishists I read a few reviews

S&M Sentinel; "Beats me"
Sissy Sorority. "Made me feel small"
Diaper daily; "A refreshing change"
Baby Bugle; "Nice crib they have there"
The Golden Horde; "Nice place to just come in and piss around"
Rubber Register: "'Perfection' does not stretch the truh; Beats the pants off the competition"
Trnasvestite Traveller: "Don't let this spot slip past  you"
Little Girl Gazette; "Addresses everything superbly, Alice well here"
The Fursonal Finest; "Not a hair out of place. I  never pelt better"

The Wet Diaper bar: Change is inevitable.

Gay men's bar: Please use rear entrance.

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

1 hour ago, BabyJune said:

The Wet Diaper bar: Change is inevitable.

Gay men's bar: Please use rear entrance.

What are you trying to PUL?

[square_duck]

This is a fun one.....disregard the bad robotic voice though.. ??

 

[ValentinesStuff]

I saw this article title in my news feed:

 

How to Get a Rub to Stick to Your Meat

[square_duck]

If you are out shopping for new shoes......

Does that mean you are 'sole searching'.....

 

Just asking...???