Bad Jokes

[ValentinesStuff]

2 hours ago, square_duck said:

Hmmmm... a 'derriere barrier'.….?

 

For Halloween it could be a 'scarier derriere barrier.'

[rusty pins]

On 8/8/2020 at 1:00 PM, Little Christine said:

If I was out drinking and pooped my diaper, would that be a bar stool?

Maybe, but you sure would need a big bar of soap!

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

Wanna dial that back a bit

[rusty pins]

On 8/8/2020 at 1:00 PM, Little Christine said:

If I was out drinking and pooped my diaper, would that be a bar stool?

Maybe, but you sure would need a big bar of soap!  The soap to clean the poo off your butt! You could smell like Irish Spring!

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

I  guess IVORY-son to be concerned then

[Apache Raccoon]

Which member of the Spice Girls can hold gasoline?

Geri can

 

[dyperbole]

I went to my doctor and said I'm here for medication to help with my fear of the Spice Girls.

My doctor said, "We have 3 types, so tell me what you want, what you really, really want."

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

I noticed I've been wearing wetproof undies a lot more since March. So I want to the Doctor and asked if therewas something wrong withme and wastold "No, we are in the middle of a rubber pant-demic" (hey, I had to get SOME mileage out of this mess)

[dyperbole]

1 hour ago, Little Christine said:

I noticed I've been wearing wetproof undies a lot more since March. So I want to the Doctor and asked if therewas something wrong withme and wastold "No, we are in the middle of a rubber pant-demic" (hey, I had to get SOME mileage out of this mess)

You really PUL-led that one out.

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

16 minutes ago, dyperbole said:

You really PUL-led that one out.

I expected that one to come from Baby June. I will just lat this be my vinyl word on the matter

[dyperbole]

I know.  I tend to rub(ber) some people the wrong way.

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

NowTHAT is stretching it!

[square_duck]

I'm glad you got that covered! Now I'm just waiting for all this to snap back...

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

Given what the southern and western states have done about spreading Covid19. Someone should lay Texas out in lavender

[dyperbole]

My GF just saw me wearing diapers.

 

He just kept swimming around his goldfish bowl, looking at me because I was tardy with the fish flakes.

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

What did he say about the late arrival of din-din: "Hey; it;s-a been a long-a time!'?

[dyperbole]

I told my SO I like wearing diapers....

She said "No duh you lil shit, now sit still so I can finish changing you!"

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

That one is un-tenable

[ValentinesStuff]

She was just trying to pamper him.

[dyperbole]

I told the SO I like to wear diapers.

The dispatcher said, "First, TMI, and second, this is the sheriff's office, what is your emergency?"

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

I said "My neighbor has hired Siren Head to generate earpiercing noise at night. why at that time must he do that?"

[rusty pins]

Why do AB/DL's like to take cruises so much?  They get to spend a lot of time on the "Poop" deck!

[ValentinesStuff]

If the commander of a ship has a stinky diaper, is it the Captain's Mess?

[Crinklz Kat]

8 hours ago, ValentinesStuff said:

If the commander of a ship has a stinky diaper, is it the Captain's Mess?

Or is it Captains' Log?

[ValentinesStuff]

My landlord doesn't allow pets.

 

I had to get rid of all my peeves.