dyperbole Posted July 23, 2020 Share Posted July 23, 2020 In order to reduce waste, the city has told food truck operators that they must donate all unsold items each night. I applaud the effort, but given how little space the trucks have in the first place, it seems like there's really not much room for waste to begin with. So, I've gotta ask.... How much food would a food truck chuck if a food truck could chuck food? If it was a food truck that sold chuck roast, then a better question would be.... How much chuck would a chuck truck chuck if a chuck truck could chuck chuck? Link to comment
ValentinesStuff Posted July 23, 2020 Share Posted July 23, 2020 2 hours ago, dyperbole said: In order to reduce waste, the city has told food truck operators that they must donate all unsold items each night. I applaud the effort, but given how little space the trucks have in the first place, it seems like there's really not much room for waste to begin with. So, I've gotta ask.... How much food would a food truck chuck if a food truck could chuck food? If it was a food truck that sold chuck roast, then a better question would be.... How much chuck would a chuck truck chuck if a chuck truck could chuck chuck? I hear the City sent an F350 to collect the food, but How much food can a Ford truck, truck if a food truck can't chuck food? Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted July 23, 2020 Share Posted July 23, 2020 Upon seeng all the paperwork and red tape that this would entail. the food truckers said "Chuck you, Farley" Link to comment
square_duck Posted July 24, 2020 Share Posted July 24, 2020 Food truck food make me up-chuck, specially from the up-chuck chuck truck. Link to comment
square_duck Posted July 26, 2020 Share Posted July 26, 2020 You hear about the vacuum sales person who thought their job sucked......? Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted July 26, 2020 Share Posted July 26, 2020 Until he landed a really big contract, then he saie "Eureka!" Link to comment
ValentinesStuff Posted July 26, 2020 Share Posted July 26, 2020 I hear he has a Hoover craft. Link to comment
dyperbole Posted July 26, 2020 Share Posted July 26, 2020 I have the new album from the German vacuum that now sings -- Miele Cyrus Link to comment
square_duck Posted July 27, 2020 Share Posted July 27, 2020 21 hours ago, Little Christine said: Until he landed a really big contract, then he saie "Eureka!" But then found out that his new boss was a shark!! Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted July 27, 2020 Share Posted July 27, 2020 He bLewytt! 15 hours ago, dyperbole said: I have the new album from the German vacuum that now sings -- Miele Cyrus Not just any Singer Link to comment
vvp39 Posted July 27, 2020 Share Posted July 27, 2020 Well, what do you expect with a father like Silly Ray Byrus...? Link to comment
ValentinesStuff Posted July 27, 2020 Share Posted July 27, 2020 9 hours ago, Little Christine said: He bLewytt! Not just any Singer Sew clothes. Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted July 27, 2020 Share Posted July 27, 2020 11 minutes ago, ValentinesStuff said: Sew clothes. When I was somewhere between 3 and 7, we had a Singer vacuum cleaner that made an absolutley scary sound Link to comment
square_duck Posted July 28, 2020 Share Posted July 28, 2020 Singers were only good for sew and sews..? Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted July 28, 2020 Share Posted July 28, 2020 That one did not have me in stitches Link to comment
BabyJune Posted July 28, 2020 Share Posted July 28, 2020 One day while teasing my boss (as usual) she said to me, "You're going to give me a stroke." I said, "Okay, hold still and I will." (For the record, it never happened ?). Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted July 28, 2020 Share Posted July 28, 2020 You did not get to rubber panties? Link to comment
rusty pins Posted July 28, 2020 Share Posted July 28, 2020 14 hours ago, square_duck said: Singers were only good for sew and sews..? 9 hours ago, Little Christine said: That one did not have me in stitches Is this appropriate for this "thread"? Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted July 28, 2020 Share Posted July 28, 2020 aRE YOU STILL TRYING TO NEEDLE ME? Link to comment
dyperbole Posted July 28, 2020 Share Posted July 28, 2020 Sounds like a fight brewing!! Make sure you bobbin weave! Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted July 28, 2020 Share Posted July 28, 2020 I am not owrried, I have a gret right cross Link to comment
square_duck Posted July 29, 2020 Share Posted July 29, 2020 I have a pretty fast dart myself.....just have to keep my foot in it ? Link to comment
ValentinesStuff Posted July 29, 2020 Share Posted July 29, 2020 Can we pleats stop spooling up all the puns? Link to comment
square_duck Posted July 29, 2020 Share Posted July 29, 2020 It seams that you just want to rip everything to shreads!! You having a problem taking everything in??? Or just like playing off the cuff?? I hope this doesn't make you want to fold. And yes I am pressing for an answer!!!! ? Link to comment
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