Little BabyDoll Christine Posted January 20, 2020 Share Posted January 20, 2020 What knight did the hip-hop pimp call on while hawking his wares Ivanhoe Link to comment
Apache Raccoon Posted January 20, 2020 Share Posted January 20, 2020 What do you get if you cross a treacle popular on pancakes with a horse? Maple Stirrup Link to comment
dyperbole Posted January 20, 2020 Share Posted January 20, 2020 A talking horse walks into a bar and approaches the manager. “Excuse me, good sir,” the horse says, “are you hiring?” The manager looks the horse up and down and says, “Sorry, pal. Why don’t you try the circus?” The horse says, “Why would the circus need a bartender?” 1 Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted January 20, 2020 Share Posted January 20, 2020 1 hour ago, Apache Raccoon said: What do you get if you cross a treacle popular on pancakes with a horse? Maple Stirrup AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! 1 Link to comment
vvp39 Posted January 21, 2020 Share Posted January 21, 2020 There needs to be a GROAN button.... Link to comment
square_duck Posted January 21, 2020 Share Posted January 21, 2020 What language do bill board signs speak in?? Sign language of coarse! ? Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted January 21, 2020 Share Posted January 21, 2020 Who would like a date with Christine? Link to comment
rusty pins Posted January 21, 2020 Share Posted January 21, 2020 Why did the horse drop out of the election? He found he was down in the "Gallop" pole. Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted January 22, 2020 Share Posted January 22, 2020 On 1/21/2020 at 6:00 AM, square_duck said: What language do bill board signs speak in?? Sign language of coarse! ? If it were a geometry or trig textbook, would it be SINE language? 18 hours ago, rusty pins said: Why did the horse drop out of the election? He found he was down in the "Gallop" pole. Are you jockeying for position in the race for "groaner of the week"? Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted January 24, 2020 Share Posted January 24, 2020 I would make a joke about trigonometry but that would send this thread on a tangent. Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted January 24, 2020 Share Posted January 24, 2020 Oh;I I don't know. You just have to find the right angle. And here is the Little Girls' calculator to help you do so http://sandralyn.net/getcalc.html Link to comment
square_duck Posted January 25, 2020 Share Posted January 25, 2020 It would seem that this thread has become a bit obtuse ?? Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted January 25, 2020 Share Posted January 25, 2020 With a cute little girl like me participationg? Rubbush! Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted January 26, 2020 Share Posted January 26, 2020 participationg, verb 1. The act of participating in a thread on DailyDiapers. 2. The result of trying to spell "participating" while in littlespace. 3. Evidence of a malfunctioning spell checker Link to comment
vvp39 Posted January 26, 2020 Share Posted January 26, 2020 ...sounds like rubbush to me.... Link to comment
dyperbole Posted January 26, 2020 Share Posted January 26, 2020 Rubbush? But I don't have a bush to rub........ Link to comment
rusty pins Posted January 26, 2020 Share Posted January 26, 2020 On 1/25/2020 at 5:23 AM, Little Christine said: With a cute little girl like me participationg? Rubbush! 14 hours ago, Firefly 35 said: participationg, verb 1. The act of participating in a thread on DailyDiapers. 2. The result of trying to spell "participating" while in littlespace. 3. Evidence of a malfunctioning spell checker You ever think maybe she has been to Viet Nam? Tiong sounds like one of their cities. Participa-Tiong sounds like you are visiting a city in 'Nam on a rainy day. Link to comment
bugmenot2 Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 Chinese e-shops: you order a panda but a pandemic arrives. Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 1 hour ago, bugmenot2 said: Chinese e-shops: you order a panda but a pandemic arrives. And ordering a Corona to drink gets you a Coronavirus. Link to comment
BabyJune Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 My former boss--yes, a blonde with a Master's Degree--bragged about how she could tell me the capital of any state. so I asked her, "What is the capital of Florida?" She replied, "The letter 'F.'" 1 Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 You should have asked "New York" Or "the state of confusion" Link to comment
urson Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 Q: why was the foot soldier sleeping during the day? A: because he wanted to become a knight. Link to comment
rusty pins Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 You could have asked the capitol of these 3 states in order. Washington, Texas and Florida. Then when she said, WTF, you could have said, What The Fu-K! Link to comment
Andrew54 Posted January 31, 2020 Share Posted January 31, 2020 You could have asked the capitol of these 3 states in order. Washington, Texas and Florida. Then when she said, WTF, you could have said, What The Fu-K! I see Wednesday, Thursday,Friday.Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment
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