Bad Jokes

[Wet Knight]

Hillary Clinton decides to send Donald Trump a letter to let him know how she feels about him. Trump opened the letter and it appeared to contain a single-line coded message: 370HSSV 0773H Trump, not for the first or last time, is completely baffled, so he emails it to Melania Trump and his children. Melania and the children have no clue either, so he sends it to the FBI. No one can solve it at the FBI, CIA or NASA. They eventually ask Britain's MI6 for help. Within minutes, MI6 cables the reply: "Tell Mr Trump that he is holding the message upside down."

[BabyWarlock]

A man walks into a bar he yells ouch it was na iron bar.

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

Schroedinger's Cat walks into a bar and doesne't

[LunaEllis]

I've sat here for ages and thought up as many jokes as possible [emoji3]

[eatenbywo1ves]

Why can't T-rexs clap?

Because they're extinct.

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

What Sith Lord is crawling with Acne?

[rusty pins]

If Sheriff Andy Taylor's son started doing drugs, what kind would he be doing?

Opioides!

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

Speed;. that way he'd be...erm...wait for it...[SPOILER ALERT]....Here it comes....Are you ready? Talyor swift

[Wet Knight]

[eatenbywo1ves]

A Priest, an Imam, a Rabbi, and atheist are all hanging out. They decide to go to a bar, the

[Wet Knight]

[Apache Raccoon]

What do you call a diaper that treads on a banana skin?

Tena Slip

[Wet Knight]

I

[Wet Knight]

[Wet Knight]

I've accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles.

My next crap could spell disaster.

[Wet Knight]

As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at a Traffic Warden's funeral, a voice from inside screams: "I'm not

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

On 9/5/2016 at 10:58 PM, Alvin Spacemunk said:

What do you call a diaper that treads on a banana skin?

Tena Slip

[Apache Raccoon]

2 hours ago, Christine Daryleanne said:

What if it is a BOY

[Apache Raccoon]

Where do spiders do there shopping?

On the web

Where do fish do there shopping?

On the net

(nobody will get this one)

What's a Reliants favorite sword?

A Scimitar

What's a Nissans favorite weather?

Sunny

What do you get if you shove a Nissan into a computer?

A Micrachip

What do you call a sporty Vauxhall that's being adorable?

An Astra VX-Awwwww

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

They say Uncle Ben's is "converted". When I asked about that they said "from Presbyterian to Rice-tafarian"

On 8/29/2016 at 11:25 PM, eatenbywo1ves said:

A Priest, an Imam, a Rabbi, and atheist are all hanging out. They decide to go to a bar, the

[eatenbywo1ves]

7 hours ago, Christine Daryleanne said:

Is that joke on the square?

Jokes are words not geometry.

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

1 hour ago, eatenbywo1ves said:

Jokes are words not geometry.

What about if you have a square duck?

[Wet Knight]

I had sex with the wife last night! First, I spent a couple of hours defrosting the fridge; Or "foreplay", as she likes to call it.

[rusty pins]

Three couples, and elderly man and wife, a middle age couple and a young recently married couple all planned on joining a new church.

[Wet Knight]