vvp39 Posted February 11, 2021 Share Posted February 11, 2021 "Pin up your dipes, Tom Dooley...." Link to comment
ValentinesStuff Posted February 11, 2021 Share Posted February 11, 2021 If they were pickled it would be Dilly Diapers. Link to comment
rusty pins Posted February 11, 2021 Share Posted February 11, 2021 13 hours ago, ValentinesStuff said: If they were pickled it would be Dilly Diapers. I thought of that one but didn't post it. If the site was run by Buffalo Bob Smith (look him up all you younger members) it would be called Howdy Doody Diapers with the emphases on the "Doody" Link to comment
square_duck Posted February 12, 2021 Share Posted February 12, 2021 18 hours ago, vvp39 said: "Pin up your dipes, Tom Dooley...." Or if this site only catered to truck drivers, might it not be "dualy" diapers?? ?? Link to comment
Star Baby Posted February 15, 2021 Share Posted February 15, 2021 Or if it was a gunslinger site can we challenge each other to a "diaper duel" Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted February 15, 2021 Share Posted February 15, 2021 and would the loser (or winner) be "duely diapered"? Link to comment
BabyJune Posted February 16, 2021 Share Posted February 16, 2021 A blonde goes to her doctor and he asks her, "Where does it hurt?" She points to her head, chest, shoulder and hip and tells him, "It hurts when I press here, here, here and here." The doctor says, "So when did you break your finger?" 2 Link to comment
Star Baby Posted February 24, 2021 Share Posted February 24, 2021 What is the most popular type of car in Finland........A Fjord I'll be here all night *bows* Link to comment
artiejr Posted February 24, 2021 Share Posted February 24, 2021 Who is the most popular man at a nudist colony? A guy that can carry two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts at the same time . Who is the most popular woman in a nudist colony? The one who can eat all those donuts. How can you tell who is the blind man at a nudist colony? It's not very hard. Link to comment
rusty pins Posted February 24, 2021 Share Posted February 24, 2021 How can you tell the blind midget at a nudest colony? When they bring in the raw fish he's the one who says, "Good afternoon, girls" Link to comment
square_duck Posted February 25, 2021 Share Posted February 25, 2021 If you have a bad case of diarrhea....and get over it.....but then it comes back.... Does that mean you are suffering from...... Re-runs..? I'll find my way out.....?? Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted February 26, 2021 Share Posted February 26, 2021 On 2/25/2021 at 7:09 AM, square_duck said: Re-runs..? In that case one would hope it's just one episode and not a whole series. Link to comment
square_duck Posted February 28, 2021 Share Posted February 28, 2021 If you write up the complete history of your car.... Could that be considered and auto biography.... Asking for a friend.. ?? 1 Link to comment
ValentinesStuff Posted February 28, 2021 Share Posted February 28, 2021 If you draw a map to your automobile... Is that car-tography? Asking for @square_duck Link to comment
rusty pins Posted February 28, 2021 Share Posted February 28, 2021 If you never had to take your car in for repair, would it be auto immune? Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted February 28, 2021 Share Posted February 28, 2021 Would a person who extols the virtues of NASCAR, Formula 1 and the SCCA (Sports Car Club of America) be a racist? Link to comment
ValentinesStuff Posted February 28, 2021 Share Posted February 28, 2021 Would a person that loudly extols the virtues of the Kentucky Derby, the Preakness, and the Belmont Stakes be a hoarse racist? I'm sowwy. Link to comment
square_duck Posted March 1, 2021 Share Posted March 1, 2021 My gawd, what have I created..!!????roflmao!!! Link to comment
square_duck Posted March 2, 2021 Share Posted March 2, 2021 If you are clearing a pathway through brush and forest with a flame thrower.... Does that make you a trail blazer......?? ?? Link to comment
ValentinesStuff Posted March 2, 2021 Share Posted March 2, 2021 31 minutes ago, square_duck said: If you are clearing a pathway through brush and forest with a flame thrower.... Does that make you a trail blazer......?? ?? Only near Portland. Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted March 2, 2021 Share Posted March 2, 2021 If all the ladies and LG's here wore the same kind of headpiece as I, would DD be having a tiara boom today? Link to comment
ValentinesStuff Posted March 9, 2021 Share Posted March 9, 2021 I apologize in advance for the following. I ordered one of these. https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/643531/amelia-earhart-plane-lego It's an Amelia Earhart airplane lego set. It never arrived, apparently it was lost in transit. Link to comment
square_duck Posted March 9, 2021 Share Posted March 9, 2021 12 minutes ago, ValentinesStuff said: I apologize in advance for the following. I ordered one of these. https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/643531/amelia-earhart-plane-lego It's an Amelia Earhart airplane lego set. It never arrived, apparently it was lost in transit. Great, now we have 2 to search for!!! ? Link to comment
WetParts Posted March 28, 2021 Share Posted March 28, 2021 I just heard that 92.7% of people play with themselves in the shower, and the other 7.3% sing in the shower. Do you want to know what song they sing? Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted March 28, 2021 Share Posted March 28, 2021 2 hours ago, WetParts said: I just heard that 92.7% of people play with themselves in the shower, and the other 7.3% sing in the shower. Do you want to know what song they sing? Lemme guess: Link to comment
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