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13 hours ago, ValentinesStuff said:

If they were pickled it would be Dilly Diapers.

 

I thought of that one but didn't post it.  If the site was run by Buffalo Bob Smith (look him up all you younger members) it would be called Howdy Doody Diapers with the emphases on the "Doody"

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and would the loser (or winner) be "duely diapered"?

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A blonde goes to her doctor and he asks her, "Where does it hurt?" She points to her head, chest, shoulder and hip and tells him, "It hurts when I press here, here, here and here." The doctor says, "So when did you break your finger?"

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Who is the most popular man at a nudist colony?  A guy that can carry two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts at the same time .

Who is the most popular woman in a nudist colony?  The one who can eat all those donuts.

How can you tell who is the blind man at a nudist colony?

It's not very hard.

 

 

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If you have a bad case of diarrhea....and get over it.....but then it comes back....

Does that mean you are suffering from......

 

Re-runs..?

 

I'll find my way out.....??

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Would a person who extols the virtues of NASCAR, Formula 1 and the SCCA (Sports Car Club of America) be a racist?

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If you are clearing a pathway through brush and forest with a flame thrower....

Does that make you a trail blazer......??

 

??

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If all the ladies and LG's here wore the same kind of headpiece as I, would DD be having a tiara boom today?

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12 minutes ago, ValentinesStuff said:

I apologize in advance for the following.

 

I ordered one of these. https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/643531/amelia-earhart-plane-lego It's an Amelia Earhart airplane lego set.

 

It never arrived, apparently it was lost in transit.

Great, now we have 2 to search for!!! ?

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2 hours ago, WetParts said:

I just heard that 92.7% of people play with themselves in the shower, and the other 7.3% sing in the shower. Do you want to know what song they sing?

Lemme guess:

 

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