ValentinesStuff Posted August 9, 2020 Share Posted August 9, 2020 2 hours ago, square_duck said: Hmmmm... a 'derriere barrier'.….? For Halloween it could be a 'scarier derriere barrier.' Link to comment
rusty pins Posted August 9, 2020 Share Posted August 9, 2020 On 8/8/2020 at 1:00 PM, Little Christine said: If I was out drinking and pooped my diaper, would that be a bar stool? Maybe, but you sure would need a big bar of soap! Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted August 9, 2020 Share Posted August 9, 2020 Wanna dial that back a bit Link to comment
rusty pins Posted August 9, 2020 Share Posted August 9, 2020 On 8/8/2020 at 1:00 PM, Little Christine said: If I was out drinking and pooped my diaper, would that be a bar stool? Maybe, but you sure would need a big bar of soap! The soap to clean the poo off your butt! You could smell like Irish Spring! Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted August 9, 2020 Share Posted August 9, 2020 I guess IVORY-son to be concerned then Link to comment
Apache Raccoon Posted August 9, 2020 Share Posted August 9, 2020 Which member of the Spice Girls can hold gasoline? Geri can 1 Link to comment
dyperbole Posted August 9, 2020 Share Posted August 9, 2020 I went to my doctor and said I'm here for medication to help with my fear of the Spice Girls. My doctor said, "We have 3 types, so tell me what you want, what you really, really want." 1 Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 I noticed I've been wearing wetproof undies a lot more since March. So I want to the Doctor and asked if therewas something wrong withme and wastold "No, we are in the middle of a rubber pant-demic" (hey, I had to get SOME mileage out of this mess) 1 Link to comment
dyperbole Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 1 hour ago, Little Christine said: I noticed I've been wearing wetproof undies a lot more since March. So I want to the Doctor and asked if therewas something wrong withme and wastold "No, we are in the middle of a rubber pant-demic" (hey, I had to get SOME mileage out of this mess) You really PUL-led that one out. Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 16 minutes ago, dyperbole said: You really PUL-led that one out. I expected that one to come from Baby June. I will just lat this be my vinyl word on the matter Link to comment
dyperbole Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 I know. I tend to rub(ber) some people the wrong way. Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 NowTHAT is stretching it! Link to comment
square_duck Posted August 11, 2020 Share Posted August 11, 2020 I'm glad you got that covered! Now I'm just waiting for all this to snap back... Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted August 11, 2020 Share Posted August 11, 2020 Given what the southern and western states have done about spreading Covid19. Someone should lay Texas out in lavender Link to comment
dyperbole Posted August 13, 2020 Share Posted August 13, 2020 My GF just saw me wearing diapers. He just kept swimming around his goldfish bowl, looking at me because I was tardy with the fish flakes. Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted August 13, 2020 Share Posted August 13, 2020 What did he say about the late arrival of din-din: "Hey; it;s-a been a long-a time!'? Link to comment
dyperbole Posted August 13, 2020 Share Posted August 13, 2020 I told my SO I like wearing diapers.... She said "No duh you lil shit, now sit still so I can finish changing you!" Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted August 14, 2020 Share Posted August 14, 2020 That one is un-tenable Link to comment
ValentinesStuff Posted August 14, 2020 Share Posted August 14, 2020 She was just trying to pamper him. Link to comment
dyperbole Posted August 14, 2020 Share Posted August 14, 2020 I told the SO I like to wear diapers. The dispatcher said, "First, TMI, and second, this is the sheriff's office, what is your emergency?" 1 Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted August 15, 2020 Share Posted August 15, 2020 I said "My neighbor has hired Siren Head to generate earpiercing noise at night. why at that time must he do that?" Link to comment
rusty pins Posted August 15, 2020 Share Posted August 15, 2020 Why do AB/DL's like to take cruises so much? They get to spend a lot of time on the "Poop" deck! Link to comment
ValentinesStuff Posted August 15, 2020 Share Posted August 15, 2020 If the commander of a ship has a stinky diaper, is it the Captain's Mess? 1 Link to comment
Crinklz Kat Posted August 15, 2020 Share Posted August 15, 2020 8 hours ago, ValentinesStuff said: If the commander of a ship has a stinky diaper, is it the Captain's Mess? Or is it Captains' Log? 1 Link to comment
ValentinesStuff Posted August 16, 2020 Share Posted August 16, 2020 My landlord doesn't allow pets. I had to get rid of all my peeves. Link to comment
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