Bad Jokes

[BabyJune]

I told my psychiatrist that sometimes I feel crazy, He told me to put my hand down the front of my pants and I'd really feel nuts.

[rusty pins]

Confucius say, "Man who go around with hands in pockets feel cocky!"

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

13 hours ago, Firefly 35 said:

Knights that say neigh would be rather horse.

Ary you trying to be the destrier of this thread?

 

[dyperbole]

Confucius say, "He who stand on toilet is high on pot".

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

Well, nobody can say you are not being blunt

[ValentinesStuff]

Did you hear about the Pot growers divorce?

The Judge awarded joint custody.

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

Everyone was happ: They made no bones about it

[id0ntknow]

10 hours ago, Little Christine said:

Ary you trying to be the destrier of this thread?

 

Not to go off-topic, but nice to see another person who watches Shadiversity.

[square_duck]

Confusous say:

he who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger. 

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

15 hours ago, id0ntknow said:

Not to go off-topic, but nice to see another person who watches Shadiversity.

Also the Metatron , Knyght Errent, Scholagladiatoria, History of Middle Earth, Arachir Galadurithon.The Great War,  Saboton History, Cap&Ball, CandArsenal, Forgotten Weapnos, SmallArmsSolution, SCP Ilustrated, Site 42, The Volgun, The Exploring Series, (My introduction to SCP) Dr Cimmerian and the Townsends  Plus some odds and ends

My Dowloader of choice is the premium version IDM-Internet Dowload Manager and I use Dark Audacity to Convert music vids to mp3 (you also need lame enc and ffmpeg for audacity, but they can be gottne for free like Dark Audacity). I also have various DAW's and VST plugs and the Arturia V collection 7 which is both DAW and live performance capabble and has such gems as CS-80, Box organs, Farfis organ Solina Iv, Minimoog, Arp 2600, Wurlitzer and Rhodes EP's Buchla, DX-7 Matrix-12 Prophet 5 and VS Jupiter  8, Fairlight and a new Synclavioer designed for Arturia by one of the original designers and some others, including the Sforzando sfz and sf2 playe vst plugin and live player

I have a Casio WK-3500, It is a bit obsolite and I am considering getting a more advanced sample based synthesizer, but I do intend to sample the living tiara out  of this thing; The pianos and B3 sounds are 2ki4. Unfortunately, few of the keyboeard makers hever heard of combo organs, which nesessarily exludes doing the Animals, Iron Butterfly and the Doors styles of music (3 groups without which the 1960's music scene does not exist)

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

6 hours ago, square_duck said:

Confusous say:

he who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger. 

Watson say

No shit; Sherlock

[ValentinesStuff]

4 hours ago, Little Christine said:

Watson say

No shit; Sherlock

Sherlock say

No. Shit Watson.

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

I expected better here. Like "It's smellymentary, my dear Watson"

[square_duck]

On 8/3/2020 at 11:54 AM, Little Christine said:

Ary you trying to be the destrier of this thread?

 

This just left me a bit sumpter......?

Confucius say: woman who wear G-string high on crack!

On 8/3/2020 at 6:25 PM, ValentinesStuff said:

Did you hear about the Pot growers divorce?

The Judge awarded joint custody.

Confucius say: Man who smoke pot choke on handle.?

[ValentinesStuff]

Confucius say: Man who pot smoke have fire to high.

[dyperbole]

Why is a roach clip called a ‘roach clip’?

 

Because ‘pot-holder’ was already taken.

[square_duck]

True fact! 

Before the invention of the crowbar, crows had to drink alone at home......

[Firefly 35]

14 hours ago, square_duck said:

True fact! 

Before the invention of the crowbar, crows had to drink alone at home......

No, they used to hang out on the power lines but there were too many Transformers, which don't like birds.

[rusty pins]

No, they could always drink with candy until candy bars came into existance.  And also the Chin Up's and they can always drink with the Lawyers who just pass the bar.

[square_duck]

I thought Lawyers walked into bars, not just pass them.....unless they are tea totlers, then I guess they end up

At a Starbucks.....?

[ValentinesStuff]

We've really lowered the bar in this thread.

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

If I was out drinking and pooped my diaper, would that be a bar stool?

[square_duck]

12 hours ago, Little Christine said:

If I was out drinking and pooped my diaper, would that be a bar stool?

Well....yeah, I guess you could say that....but if you did, I am sure it would attract quite a few bar flies ?

[ValentinesStuff]

13 hours ago, Little Christine said:

If I was out drinking and pooped my diaper, would that be a bar stool?

Not if your diaper provides a bar-rier.

[square_duck]

Hmmmm... a 'derriere barrier'.….?