Bad Jokes

[Crinklz Kat]

A friend said he didn't understand what cloning was.

I said, "That makes two of us".

 

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

That joke was SOOOOO derivative

[dyperbole]

I entered my Chihuahua in an 'ugliest dog' contest and I won first place!

My dog came in 3rd.....

[square_duck]

Did you know that Milk is the fastest product on the planet..???

Sure, it gets pasteurized before you know it!!!!?

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGHH!!!!

Got creamed by that one

[square_duck]

I know....cheezy jokes ? Enough to make your blood curd-le ?

 

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

When the Urologist asked John, what his ED made him feel like, he said "Dead meat"

 

This was the "mascot" for the Sunbeam Bread Co

When the company folded 40+ years ag, I guess she was toast

[ValentinesStuff]

4 hours ago, Little Rubber Christine said:

When the Urologist asked John, what his ED made him feel like, he said "Dead meat"

 

This was the "mascot" for the Sunbeam Bread Co

When the company folded 40+ years ag, I guess she was toast

Uh, Sunbeam is still in production.

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

I haven't seen it for years. Where is it

[ValentinesStuff]

12 minutes ago, Little Rubber Christine said:

I haven't seen it for years. Where is it

Walmart. https://www.walmart.com/ip/Sunbeam-Giant-White-Bread-24-oz/10314751

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

I wonder if they bought the name and rebooted it it, like was done with Fizzies a few years back (which did not last)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sunbeam_Bread

I thought it was gone. What bread will be next? Bunny? Harvest? Tip-Top or Wonder

[rusty pins]

On 7/3/2020 at 1:21 AM, square_duck said:

Did you know that Milk is the fastest product on the planet..???

Sure, it gets pasteurized before you know it!!!!?

 

On 7/3/2020 at 1:36 AM, Little Rubber Christine said:

AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGHH!!!!

Got creamed by that one

 

On 7/3/2020 at 1:39 AM, square_duck said:

I know....cheezy jokes ? Enough to make your blood curd-le ?

 

You think we have "milked" this one enough?

[BabyJune]

I once had a boss who thought being a racist meant watching NASCAR every weekend.

[dyperbole]

A Tibetan monk walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, “Make me one with everything.”

The hot dog vendor hands over the sausage and bun with all the trimmings, and the monk hands over a twenty. The vendor pockets it.

The monk asks, “Where’s my change?” and the vendor replies, “Change must come from within."

A gun then extends from the monk's chest and he asks again.

The vendor says, “Whoa, man, where did that come from?”

The Tibetan monk replies, “This is my inner piece."

[DL-Boy]

21 hours ago, Little Rubber Christine said:

I wonder if they bought the name and rebooted it it, like was done with Fizzies a few years back (which did not last)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sunbeam_Bread

I thought it was gone. What bread will be next? Bunny? Harvest? Tip-Top or Wonder

Wonder went bankrupt and was revived months later by an investment firm, IIRC.  There was a big outcry because people couldn't get their Twinkie fix anymore.

[Firefly 35]

18 hours ago, rusty pins said:

 

 

You think we have "milked" this one enough?

No, it has to ferment into cheese first.

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

Do not ask me to participate in this line of thought. I am heading for Monterey, Jack

[square_duck]

49 minutes ago, Little Rubber Christine said:

Do not ask me to participate in this line of thought. I am heading for Monterey, Jack

I figured you gouda come up with something better than that!!!

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

30 minutes ago, square_duck said:

I figured you gouda come up with something better than that!!!

You figured correctly, but since there are no other Fairies or blondes here, I figured why waste my Excellence on such a low brie-d?

[square_duck]

This thread is really just become an out of control munster.... 

[ValentinesStuff]

1 hour ago, square_duck said:

This thread is really just become an out of control munster.... 

Herman or Lily?

[DL-Boy]

9 hours ago, ValentinesStuff said:

10 hours ago, square_duck said:

This thread is really just become an out of control munster.... 

Herman or Lily?

I think @square_duck meant "Muenster". 

[dyperbole]

Some of these puns are no gouda.

[Crinklz Kat]

1 hour ago, dyperbole said:

Some of these puns are no gouda.

They don't get any cheddar.  ?

[rusty pins]

I'll retire to my Cottage!  Cheeze!