Firefly 35 Posted August 4, 2018 Share Posted August 4, 2018 When writing essays, remember to use proper DPF citation style: "Title of thread, <post #>" Author's username, (ab, dl, ic, and/or bf). Title of website. Date content was posted. Date content was accessed. Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted August 4, 2018 Share Posted August 4, 2018 I recently ran into a person I had not seen in some 40 years, when we were members of the same J.R.R. Tolkien fan club. Apparently, she has not changed one bit. when I saw her, I called out "'[her name] I'm glad as hell to see you!" She answered "I'm Galadriel to see you, too" Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted August 4, 2018 Share Posted August 4, 2018 I took my smartphone to Middle Earth and showed it around at Lorien and Imladris. Immeidately after I explained it Elrond grabbed it and used the front camera to get a picture of himself, brought it up on the screen and said "I bet that is something you do not have where you come from" I replied "At Daily Diapers we have one regularly" "You do?" he said, deflated" I answered "Of Course: We have an Elfy" Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted August 5, 2018 Share Posted August 5, 2018 I went to buy a soda at a gas station, but when I went to pay for it, the cashier handed me the soda and a goodnite. I simply replied, "You can keep the change." Link to comment
WetParts Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only two, but I still don't know how they got in the light bulb! Link to comment
LilLew Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side! Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was walking on the same side as Perdue University Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted August 9, 2018 Share Posted August 9, 2018 On 8/4/2018 at 4:56 PM, Little Christine said: I took my smartphone to Middle Earth and showed it around at Lorien and Imladris. Immeidately after I explained it Elrond grabbed it and used the front camper to get a picture of himself, brought it up on the screen and said "I bet that is something you do not have where you come from" I replied "At Daily Diapers we have one regularly" "You do?" he said, deflated" I answered "Of Course: We have an Elfy" Who moderates the one forum to rule them all. 1 Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted August 9, 2018 Share Posted August 9, 2018 18 minutes ago, Firefly 35 said: Who moderates the one forum to rule them all. sauron_in_diapers_3rdAge I can set up his accoutn if Daily Di wants me to Until that Dark Day. Let me give you this https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8HWk4BpT_AP4tTGjF4O4GA Daily Di could have named his "big but getting smaller" club Middle-Girth Link to comment
vvp39 Posted August 14, 2018 Share Posted August 14, 2018 I saw this on facebook.... 1 Link to comment
TL/DR Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 What did Jesus say to the blond before he left? "Just act dumb until I get back." Link to comment
Wannatripbaby Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 I have a fear of elevators, but I'm taking steps to avoid them. ? 1 Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 I used to have an herb garden. But unfortuantely I don't have the thyme for it anymore. 1 Link to comment
Lil'PinkDi-dee Posted August 16, 2018 Share Posted August 16, 2018 What do they call it when several babies are crawling on the floor toward a baby bottle which is on the opposite side of the room? Formula racing. Link to comment
foofybabykitten Posted August 20, 2018 Share Posted August 20, 2018 How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten-tickles!... I'll go home. Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted August 20, 2018 Share Posted August 20, 2018 23 Squidoo! Link to comment
rusty pins Posted August 20, 2018 Share Posted August 20, 2018 Not to pick the fly shit out of the pepper, but an octopus has 8 tentacles (hench the name OCTopus). It's the squid that has 10 tentacles. Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted August 20, 2018 Share Posted August 20, 2018 A squid has ten. At least that is what I was told by my friend Cali Marie Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted August 20, 2018 Share Posted August 20, 2018 I've always wondered why airplanes have such tiny bathrooms. It turns out the reason for that is to reduce the risk of a "stall" Link to comment
Mars.inDiapers Posted August 20, 2018 Share Posted August 20, 2018 That was a horrible pun, I'm calling the police.Also, you know why there's always only one inch of toilet paper left there?Because a full 360° roll in an airliner is prohibited by the FAA. Odesláno z mého F8331 pomocí Tapatalk Link to comment
foofybabykitten Posted August 21, 2018 Share Posted August 21, 2018 A clown held open the door at a convenience store for me today, it was such a nice jester. 1 Link to comment
Apache Raccoon Posted August 21, 2018 Share Posted August 21, 2018 Why do I usually roll my eyes when the bottle of PVA adhesive starts ranting? Because it hasn’t got a glue what it’s talking about How well did a football team made up of LP records fair in the world cup? Well, they got into the semi-vinyl’s What’s a dogs favorite part of a tree? Bark How does data travel to work in the morning? On a universal serial bus 1 Link to comment
foofybabykitten Posted August 22, 2018 Share Posted August 22, 2018 Well, I just lost my position at the local bank on the first day of the job, this woman came in and asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over. 1 Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 On 8/21/2018 at 9:34 PM, foofybabykitten said: Well, I just lost my position at the local bank on the first day of the job, this woman came in and asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over. Did she say "just checking"? Link to comment
rusty pins Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 Red Riding Hood was on her way to Grandma's house when the Big Bad Wolf popped out from behind a tree! He took one look at red Riding Hood, got a hard on and said, "I'm going to F--K you!" Red Riding Hood looked at him and said, "Oh no your not! Your going to eat me like the book says!" Link to comment
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