Wet Knight Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 A heartwarming report of genuine generousity. Link to comment
Wet Knight Posted September 13, 2016 Share Posted September 13, 2016 I woke up with a flooded nappy last night and as I was changing it I noticed a man pinching washing off the next door neighbour's line. Suddenly my neighbour came out of the shadows and smacked him over the head with a spade. As I got back into bed my wife said "Darling, you are shaking, what's wrong?" "You'll never believe what I've just seen" I said "That tosser next door is the bastard that stole my spade" Link to comment
rusty pins Posted September 14, 2016 Share Posted September 14, 2016 Two idiots were walking along and came across something on the ground. "What's that?" asked the first one. "I don't know. Link to comment
dyperbole Posted September 14, 2016 Share Posted September 14, 2016 3 hours ago, rusty pins said: Two idiots were walking along and came across something on the ground. "What's that?" asked the first one. "I don't know. Link to comment
eatenbywo1ves Posted September 14, 2016 Share Posted September 14, 2016 The economy has become so bad that I just received a pre-declined credit card in the mail. Link to comment
Spatula Raccoon Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 Have you heard about sex whilst camping? It's intents What's a popular adult diapers favorite time of day? Tena clock Link to comment
diapered-nicksfan Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 A Buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand and says to the vendor "Make me one with everything" Link to comment
rusty pins Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 What time do Chinese people prefer to go to the dentist? 1 Link to comment
diapered-nicksfan Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 A three-legged dog walks into a saloon and says "I'm look'n for the man that shot my paw!" Link to comment
Spatula Raccoon Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 What's a cobras favorite wheeled sport? Roller snaking Link to comment
diapered-nicksfan Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants, a peg leg and a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "Hey, you've got a steering wheel on your pants." The pirate says, "Arrrr, I know. It's driving me nuts." Link to comment
Spatula Raccoon Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 Where do writing pens go if there born premature? In an INKubator Where do cattle do the weekly shop? At Tescow Link to comment
Spatula Raccoon Posted October 18, 2016 Share Posted October 18, 2016 I got talking to a North African girl in her native language, we just clicked. I don 1 Link to comment
peedpants Posted October 19, 2016 Share Posted October 19, 2016 Why do you wash your clothes in Tide? Link to comment
Wet Knight Posted October 20, 2016 Share Posted October 20, 2016 Many a true word spoken in jest. From Dorothy's 1 Link to comment
diapered-nicksfan Posted October 23, 2016 Share Posted October 23, 2016 Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field! Link to comment
Wet Knight Posted October 23, 2016 Share Posted October 23, 2016 One night about 50 years ago in the Hollywood area, a young motorcycle cop pulled over a slow moving hardtop sportscar for suspected drink driving. When questioning the man, the cop recognised Richard Burton, whose speech was slurred as he admitted that he had been celebrating and had drunk rather a lot of champagne. With a certain amount of glee, the cop told him to get out of the car and asked him if he understood why he was being arrested. "NO!" came the reply. Link to comment
Nyte Kitsune Posted October 23, 2016 Share Posted October 23, 2016 A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink and tells the bartender "Put it on my bill." 1 Link to comment
Spatula Raccoon Posted October 23, 2016 Share Posted October 23, 2016 Why did the senior citizen have to cancel his Link to comment
diapered-nicksfan Posted October 25, 2016 Share Posted October 25, 2016 A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. Bartender says, Link to comment
Spatula Raccoon Posted October 25, 2016 Share Posted October 25, 2016 My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away. Link to comment
mundane Posted October 28, 2016 Share Posted October 28, 2016 Why was the guitar teacher arrested? Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted November 12, 2016 Share Posted November 12, 2016 HEY! this is supposed to be BAD jokes!!!!!!! Link to comment
Spatula Raccoon Posted November 12, 2016 Share Posted November 12, 2016 A Pepsi was arrested for a crime, but why was the Cola arrested to? Because it was a coke conspirator Link to comment
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