rusty pins Posted December 31, 2015 Share Posted December 31, 2015 Jose Hemanes was invited to a major league baseball game by one of the owners, however the owner forgot to reserve a seat for him. Link to comment
Wet Knight Posted December 31, 2015 Share Posted December 31, 2015 A newly married man asked his wife, Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted January 2, 2016 Share Posted January 2, 2016 Hate to be a buzzkill, but the second and fourth could have caught anyone. I heard the fourth one about 60 years ago and caught several of my age-mates over those 3 generations. The third was ambiguous a greenhouse IS made of glass a green house, in that context, would be made of green bricks. that joke is better told than written. I got all four of them. #1 could have also been answered with "muffin [English]" Link to comment
Dubious Posted January 2, 2016 Share Posted January 2, 2016 Yep, a green house is a green house Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted January 2, 2016 Share Posted January 2, 2016 I have never heard of cat bricks Link to comment
Baby Brian Posted January 2, 2016 Share Posted January 2, 2016 4 hours ago, Christine Daryleanne said: I have never heard of cat bricks They exist, cats are a delicacy in Korea, China, Italy, and many other parts of Europe. Link to comment
rusty pins Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 A man hated his wife so much he wanted to do away with her, but didn't want to do it himself or pay Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 14 hours ago, Wet Knight said: Link to comment
rusty pins Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 A man went into the restroom to pee. Link to comment
rusty pins Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 A woman was talking with her friend one day and said, "Yesterday my husband came home with a dozen red roses! Link to comment
Wet Knight Posted January 20, 2016 Share Posted January 20, 2016 I have felt out of shape since Christmas, so I've joined a fitness club. Yesterday, I bent, twisted , gyrated, jumped up and down and perspired for an hour, but........... by the time I got my leotard on, the class was over. Link to comment
Wet Knight Posted January 21, 2016 Share Posted January 21, 2016 A police response officer called his HQ. "I'm at the scene of an incident; Link to comment
Wet Knight Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 Sent by my Aussie school friend. I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking. I pondered an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they "know"? Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question. Link to comment
Wet Knight Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 If women are so much better than men at multitasking,..................................... Link to comment
rusty pins Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 Women don't have headaches - they are just the carrier! Link to comment
rusty pins Posted January 31, 2016 Share Posted January 31, 2016 You hear about the guy who stopped taking his Viagra? Link to comment
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