Pastor Makes Sick Comments About Gay Sex And Diapers

[Horndog]

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A prominent North Carolina pastor has sparked an outcry after claiming that gay men "have to wear a diaper" because of "what happens to the male anus" after anal sex.

Pastor Patrick Wooden made the offending statement in a discussion with Americans For Truth About Homosexuality's (AFTAH) Peter LaBarbera, who organized this week's protest of the Southern Poverty Law Center after they designated AFTAH as an "anti-gay hate group."

"The God of the Bible made the human sperm, the God of the Bible designed it and it was not designed to be emptied into an area that is filled with feces," Wooden said, noting that gay sex would "most certainly mean the extinction of the human race.

[Diapered Jason]

Well, if he claims to be the expert on this, he must at least have some experience I would imagine, rofl.

I wonder where I have heard this crap before. Oh yeah, right here, lol.

http://tosh.comedyce.../eat-da-poo-poo

I realize many critics of gays probably sift through quite a bit gay porn to find the weirdest thing they can find, then talk about it in front of a crowd.

I am sorry everyone. I find these people to be really funny obviously not because they are attacking the gay community, but because they do not realize how gay they are in attempting to do so.

[JDL23]

My first reaction to this story is, naturally, shock and offense, with a mixture of pity--for both the man who feels compelled to say this and for anyone who believes what he's saying.

Somewhere I'm imagining this particular pastor wandered into a pharmacy where the condoms were placed near the incontinence product aisle, and his brain suddenly went: "Contraceptives... diapers... contraceptives block reproduction... like gay sex... therefore gay men wear diapers after sex! I must tell the world!"

[beallucanb]

I can't believe that there is anyone who would actually listen to an idiot like this pastor.

[puffybedwetter]

you dont have to be gay to enjoy butt sex! what if a strait guy goes through the back door of a strait woman?

[WBDaddy]

you dont have to be gay to enjoy butt sex! what if a strait guy goes through the back door of a strait woman?

Then she's wearing the diapers afterward?

I've never attempted a back door entry, nor do I have any desire. I'm not saying I'm Ron Jeremy or anything, but when you're thick enough to make traditional entry a challenge, the last thing you want to do is try and stuff it in an even TIGHTER hole...

[Guest littlesissy]

Women sometimes need to wear protection after childbirth... this is going to lead to the extinction of the human race...

[ForbiddenFruit]

Don't mix religion and politics, because it makes you look even more a fool.

[diaperpt]

As a pastor myself, I fear comments from people like this guy could lead to the extinction of Christianity! I wonder if he's reading the same Bible I read??

Yes, I do believe he's got a bigger problem that anyone who accepts gays, straights, etc for who they are.

If you're not Christian, that's OK, but please don't any of you give up on Christianity because of narrow minded people like that pastor.

[ItchyTasty]

Another religious fucktard that can't keep his religion to himself.....

Hasn't the moron ever heard of a condom, otherwise women would risk getting pregnant (the pill may stop that....) but it won't stop sexual transmitted diseases.

And then again straight males who fuck women up the arse, is exactly the same thing.

Gays in diapers he must have some experience then.... or thinks after a enema and or laxatives that gay people or anyone who gets fucked up the arse would need diapers.

No, but they would need to rush to the toilet quickly though. And because I never had anal sex yet.... I imagine after an enema you shower, etc.

The only people that would need diapers after anal sex is if it's done way way too hard without lube I bet.

[Saschadzg]

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"The God of the Bible made the human sperm, the God of the Bible designed it and it was not designed to be emptied into an area that is filled with feces," Wooden said, noting that gay sex would "most certainly mean the extinction of the human race.”

In a world with overpopulation

[ForbiddenFruit]

Oh boy. Someone quote Leviticus on this.

You know, that same book that said you should be killed for having tattoos and working on Sunday.

[MarieSB]

The concept of an organ, that is designed to bite turds off on a daily basis, being worn out by anal sex is ludicris. I do enjoy wearing a butt plug and diaper after anal sex, but I certainly don't need to. It sounds like the preacher wandered into Georgia and got the "Deliverence treatment". Of course there are a lot of "corn-holeing hillbillies" in the Carolinas too.

[cruxshadow]

That's ridiculous. Things which are roughly the same diameter come "out" of that hole nearly every day. Do women who have anal end up with the same end results, or is this just some sort of magic god punishment?

I wonder where I have heard this crap before. Oh yeah, right here, lol.

http://tosh.comedyce.../eat-da-poo-poo

Dr. Ssempa's outlandish comments aside, how can anyone take a grown man who refers to excrement as "poo-poo" seriously? It gets scarier. He has a degrees in sociology, counseling, and a doctorate in Public Health; yet he is against the use of condoms to prevent HIV, even though he sat by his brother and sister's sides as they died from the disease. What an enigmatic lunatic.

[gah!ghost]

Oh boy. Someone quote Leviticus on this.

You know, that same book that said you should be killed for having tattoos and working on Sunday.

Don't forget blended fabrics. That's my favorite one.

Although, I do to a certain extent agree with diaperpt. I am actually a pretty hardcore atheist and think that believing in any sort of afterlife is really stupid. I used to tip toe around the subject and not really say how I actually felt but as I get older I care about that less. I'm not saying this to anger diaperpt or anyone else who holds religious beliefs. I'm saying this to put into context what I'm about to say next. I think religion often gets far too much focus in situations like this. It's not the religion that's being a horrible asshole, it's the person. People don't need religion to be horrible, it's just an easy crutch to justify it. There where plenty of atrocities in communist Russia and that was an atheist state. I think by blaming the religion for people like this we are basically letting the person actually responsible off the hook somewhat.

[KittenAB]

Religion should only be regarded as a way to help not fear death, other than that ... religious laws, ideologies, etc. are ALL stupid as hell. For organized religions they are designed to keep the masses blind, illiterate, and ignorant so their hope for "something beyond life" can be used as a whip to keep them in line. I have a hope that something else is after life, I admit that, but to say that what another person does to themselves, even if it is harmful, is not my business. So long as they leave everyone else alone, that's their given right.

The only thing that separates us from other monkeys is our ability to resist and even alter instinctual behavior as a method of survival, instincts have been known to fail on occasion. Religion is such an example of instincts failing, our natural fear of death creating a completely delusional concept to explain things we don't understand. I know, the rant was more about religion as a method of abuse, but meh. It's the one reason to not believe or agree with any religious nut.

[wearer24/7]

Aquick answer to this one is! do hetrosexual women have to wear diapers after anal intercourse ? NO, is the answer, so why any difference for gay men ?

Women these days are having anal sex more freely.

The problem is not gay anal sex, but instead the bigotted rants of a person hiding behind a mythical being called god. This "pastor" is a parasite on the face of the planet and is feeding off hatred, these people only have power if people listen to them, the best thing to do is ridicule them, and make them look rediculous.

[Bettypooh]

I agree with Kitten 100%. I was raised in a religious atmosphere, but the older I get (and the more crazy the religious nuts become) the less I believe in any of it.....

As a pastor myself, I fear comments from people like this guy could lead to the extinction of Christianity! I wonder if he's reading the same Bible I read??....

This

I cannot comprehend how and why persons who believe that they are leaders cannot see that they are driving away more people than they are gathering when they say things like this I also have to question those within those religions who believe people like this are wrong, but who do not act against these radicals and attempt to remove them from their midst It is because of these zealots that I have distanced myself from organized religions, because if they are not rejected by those religions which clearly state that such beliefs are wrong, then of what value and credibility can those religions be? It is indeed a sad day when those who would want to believe are driven away from religions by people like this, but if those religions do nothing to change it, then this must be what they truly want to have happen. I cannot see this any other way, as actions (and sometimes the lack of them) will always have more impact on the results than words.

In my own travels through this life I have learned that you cannot give what you yourself do not have. Thus it is imperative that for any religion to give you anything, that thing must first exist in it. Until this persons religion gets rid of people like this, as a whole they will only be able to give what he is giving- something which is obviously very wrong. It is not enough for some in that religion to believe otherwise, it is incumbent on them to remove this bad before they proceed to offer anyone anything so that they do not offer it as being acceptable when it obviously isn't.

Thus I shall continue on my own path, seeking the truth wherever I find it, and believing that which seems to be clearly true when assessed against it's opposite. And until I find an organized religion that rejects all wrong including that which lies within it, I will have to continue on my path alone. At least I have the strength of knowing that I am right without my having to support any wrong in getting there.

Bettypooh

[ForbiddenFruit]

You know what this thread needs? A pastor who tells it like it is!

And bonus points for that accent!

[anned]

The more i see if organized religion the less i like the people that run some churches. I was once a mormon but got excomunacated

Then became a nudist and Christan Deist.

Now if anyone ask they end up more confused.

I guess they don't know how to look up Deism on the internet.

[ForbiddenFruit]

As a pastor myself, I fear comments from people like this guy could lead to the extinction of Christianity! I wonder if he's reading the same Bible I read??

Yes, I do believe he's got a bigger problem that anyone who accepts gays, straights, etc for who they are.

If you're not Christian, that's OK, but please don't any of you give up on Christianity because of narrow minded people like that pastor.

I know I'm half a year late in response, but I must paraphrase something from Dan Savage (who I sort of like but don't agree with everything on - at least he's funny) that I heard recently.

"We know."

I know it's very easy to work up into a lather when we (i.e. LGBTQAI, I don't mean 'we' as 'people') hear this sort of stuff and end up yelling "The world would be a lot better without religion!" (see also: wishing death by carpet bomb on everyone in Westboro Baptist Church, something I do and feel guilty about because it's highly irrational and no better than them)

Then we get a tap on the shoulder from people who know they should be a good human being before a good Christian (because being a good person and being a good biblical literalist are mutually exclusive terms) and they whisper into our ear "We're not all like that."

We know that. We know you're not all braindead fundies. We just react viciously to vicious remarks. We're people too, after all, and we mess up.

The thing is...why are you telling us? Why are you going on damage control, easily misconstrued as being an apologist for evil, instead of trying to cut out the cancer? For all the pleasant theists who reassure us that it's a case of just some bad apples, I've yet to have been made aware of one who actually stood up to the idiots. If you want your practice to survive, if you want to spread some philanthropy, take your religion back out of the hands of those horrible people who claim to speak for all of you! Show the world some spiritualism can do good instead of harm! Denounce them openly! Don't whisper it in our ears, shout it in their faces! Don't tell us you're not like them, tell them! It's what Jeezy C would have done!

[pampywamp]

should live in northern ireland gays arent welcome to donate blood

[RainbowDood]

Well said, FF!

My family has had deeply religious roots in the Catholic Church for generations. Everyone on both sides went to a Catholic school of some sort, did all the sacraments, took part in the community. And you know what? Even as a closet gay male, I enjoyed it. The sense of community, the usual emphasis on love and doing good works to earn your place in the hereafter- as opposed to just saying some words and suddenly being in a special club for all eternity.

For the longest time, I wasn't even aware the the church looked down on people like me. And when I say "the church" I mean the bureaucracy centered in Vatican City. After I got out of grade school, our parish received a new pastor, one less in tune with the needs of the community and more in tune with the Pope and the local Bishop; literally overnight, the tone of our church changed from "Love one another and love God," to "Here is a list of things you must never ever do, or the supreme being who created you, judges you, and sentences you will send you to a place of fire and smoke and torture and suffering forever and ever until the end of time. But remember- he loves you!"

Kind of ironic, then, that one of the first people who knew about me was a nun from the same parish. I never told and she never asked, but she had a sixth sense about it- I was one of several kids who were, shall we say, questioning things and taken under her wing/habit. She was very tuned in to the fact that I was conflicted and often stepped up to say "Don't listen to all the fire and brimstone- he doesn't know his head from his *** (swear, her words not mine!). He just wants attention since he's new. Listen to yourself and what you think God is telling you."

So when I see people like that barking and shouting and raising Cain, I get a little frustrated that more people aren't standing up to them and challenging their outdated assumptions. But I can also look back and remember that it was someone from the same clergy that helped pull me through that first phase of finding who I am.

I guess, in a rambly sort of way, I'm saying "Thank you," to all the people of faith who don't think like Westboro, who publicly accept us for who we are- people who often love God as much as yourselves- and "You know, silence is almost as bad as consent" to those who aren't as vocal in their disapproval.

Peace, Love, and Righteousness to all

[Diapered_in_NY]

should live in northern ireland gays arent welcome to donate blood

We're not welcome to donate blood in the USA either. Sure, you can lie and say you haven't slept with another man, but I don't feel that I should need to lie about who I am to save a life. They don't ask how many women a straight guy has slept with; why does it matter if i've ever slept with another man, even only once?

From what I've read, the Red Cross is trying to change that policy, but the government agencies still insist that it is too high a risk even though HIV is not a "gay disease."

[Bettypooh]

The Red Cross in the US barely escaped alive after some of it's blood supplies were discovered to be tainted several years ago, and if they hope to avoid any future lawsuits they have to make as much visible distance from possible problems as they can In the public perception real;ity doesn't matter, it's what they think they see that counts

Bettypooh