BabyGizmo Posted July 1, 2011 Share Posted July 1, 2011 when you lay on your back and your but is higher than your head. Link to comment
Samsam Posted July 4, 2011 Share Posted July 4, 2011 you fall in the sea and cause a worldwide drought. Link to comment
Rihanna Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 you fall in the sea and cause a worldwide drought. Now that is thick & absorbent!!! Link to comment
Yvhuce Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 ...When someone shoots you in the butt with a .50 cal rifle and you don't even feel it. And the bullet gets flattened. Link to comment
Rihanna Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 ...When someone shoots you in the butt with a .50 cal rifle and you don't even feel it. And the bullet gets flattened. Interesting theory, but from my experience, one would need about a six foot thick diaper for that to happen. Link to comment
dl_ashlee Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 Interesting theory, but from my experience, one would need about a six foot thick diaper for that to happen. Ya, don't even know if 6ft of diaper padding would stop a .50 cal. Mythbusters should test it! Link to comment
Zander Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 Ya, don't even know if 6ft of diaper padding would stop a .50 cal. Mythbusters should test it! In short, it wouldn't. In long: I'd be amazed if that's anywhere near close to enough. Obviously it would depend on distance, type of round etc., but even at 200 meters I can't see 2 meters worth of SAP, fluff and plastic having a chance in hell of stopping a round with the sheer amount of energy a 50-cal round has. It might deflect it somewhat, but stop, ... nah. You'll need something a lot more dense. Pure sap in a "tray of sand" like setup would likely do it, but just a bunch of diapers back to back, I can't see it being enough. Link to comment
PArms Posted July 6, 2011 Share Posted July 6, 2011 In short, it wouldn't. In long: I'd be amazed if that's anywhere near close to enough. Obviously it would depend on distance, type of round etc., but even at 200 meters I can't see 2 meters worth of SAP, fluff and plastic having a chance in hell of stopping a round with the sheer amount of energy a 50-cal round has. It might deflect it somewhat, but stop, ... nah. You'll need something a lot more dense. Pure sap in a "tray of sand" like setup would likely do it, but just a bunch of diapers back to back, I can't see it being enough. How about 6 ft of used diapers? A multitude of diapers compressed to 6 ft. should be solid enough to stop a speeding bullet. Link to comment
Bettypooh Posted July 6, 2011 Share Posted July 6, 2011 Maybe we could ask Bambino's to make a Kevlar/ Tritium diaper You'd have some extra protection form those occasional shots in the dark thay way Bettypooh Link to comment
dl_ashlee Posted July 6, 2011 Share Posted July 6, 2011 It would be interesting to see say a mile long line of diapers and see where it stops. Would be super expensive to buy that many diapers though. And to get back on topic... You know your diaper is thick when you don't need a change while watching the trilogy of Lord of the Rings Extended Director's Cut. 1 Link to comment
rusty pins Posted July 6, 2011 Share Posted July 6, 2011 When you have to put the top down on the convertable just to sit inside it! Link to comment
Wetdl Posted July 7, 2011 Share Posted July 7, 2011 When you've been trying to dry it for two days Link to comment
diaperlad Posted July 7, 2011 Share Posted July 7, 2011 Your driving down the road for miles and miles. You haven't stopped anywhere at any stores, rest area's, etc , for the public restroom. Link to comment
dl_ashlee Posted July 7, 2011 Share Posted July 7, 2011 Another car one... You know your diaper is thick when you can drive from Los Angeles to New York Non-Stop! Link to comment
BabyGizmo Posted July 7, 2011 Share Posted July 7, 2011 When crawling, your diaper STILL rubs the floor. Link to comment
Aina Posted July 9, 2011 Share Posted July 9, 2011 ... when your bum does look big in this! Link to comment
Yvhuce Posted July 10, 2011 Share Posted July 10, 2011 In short, it wouldn't. In long: I'd be amazed if that's anywhere near close to enough. Obviously it would depend on distance, type of round etc., but even at 200 meters I can't see 2 meters worth of SAP, fluff and plastic having a chance in hell of stopping a round with the sheer amount of energy a 50-cal round has. It might deflect it somewhat, but stop, ... nah. You'll need something a lot more dense. Pure sap in a "tray of sand" like setup would likely do it, but just a bunch of diapers back to back, I can't see it being enough. The idea was with a cloth diaper, since it's easier to make thicker diapers with cloth. And cloth tends to have more strength than the materials in disposables. So it'd probly be a lot more effective than trying it with disposables. And for the sake of further clarification: The Burt's .50 cal anti-tank gun and solid bronze bullet from Tremors 2. Back to the topic: If you sit down and gain a couple of feet in height... If you don't need the chair part of a highchair... If you never have to worry about not having a good seat, regardless of where you are. If you commonly utter the phrase "I've sat down and I can't get up!"... If your legs are comically muscular, but the rest of you isn't... If your computer monitor is pointed toward the ceiling and you don't have a computer chair... Link to comment
BabyJune Posted July 10, 2011 Share Posted July 10, 2011 You don't have to bend your knees to sit down. Link to comment
Yvhuce Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 And some physics jokes... If your diaper is white, but appears to be black... If the universe actually DOES revolve around you... If you never have to change because the waste is simply compressed into a singularity... If your diaper is held on not by tapes or pins, but simply though gravitational attraction... If you have to worry more about your diaper sucking in external liquids than leaking... 1 Link to comment
PArms Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 And some physics jokes... If your diaper is white, but appears to be black... If the universe actually DOES revolve around you... If you never have to change because the waste is simply compressed into a singularity... If your diaper is held on not by tapes or pins, but simply though gravitational attraction... If you have to worry more about your diaper sucking in external liquids than leaking... These are my favorites. Link to comment
BabyJune Posted July 17, 2011 Share Posted July 17, 2011 You know your diaper is thick when you fart and don't hear the sound for a half an hour. Link to comment
LILJIM Posted August 19, 2011 Share Posted August 19, 2011 You know your diaper is thick when you fart and don't hear the sound for a half an hour. & smells like baby powder.... LOL Link to comment
LILJIM Posted August 19, 2011 Share Posted August 19, 2011 When you sit down & can swing your feet two feet off the floor. Link to comment
thong5 Posted August 19, 2011 Share Posted August 19, 2011 Your backside arrives 5 min after you do. Link to comment
Jay39394 Posted August 21, 2011 Share Posted August 21, 2011 The maid asks if you're stealing towels. Link to comment
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