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Did you hear Kimberly Clarke just bought Palmolive's old slogan?

Depends, You're soaking in it!

No, but I heard that Bambino bought out a piece of General Motors

"Pee the USA in a Chevrolet"

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What is the difference between a Mafioso and a Sissy?

A Mafioso is a made man and a Sissy is a maid man

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Did you hear Kimberly Clarke just bought Palmolive's old slogan?

Depends, You're soaking in it!

I read that two days ago and it just dawned on me.

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I crossed STAR WARS with baby panties and got Empire Strikes Back

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I crossed STAR WARS with baby panties and got Empire Strikes Back

I don't get it...

From Pinky & The Brain:

Brain: "What do senior citizens, young children, and the criminally insane have in common?"

Pinky: "Disposable diapers?"

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No, but I heard that Bambino bought out a piece of General Motors

"Pee the USA in a Chevrolet"

Actually, it was the devision of GM that made Oldsmobiels, before they discontinued that line of cars. They had the Olds 98, the Old's 88 and the next car was to be the Old's Urinate - just somthing to piss around in.

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I don't get it...

From Pinky & The Brain:

Brain: "What do senior citizens, young children, and the criminally insane have in common?"

Pinky: "Disposable diapers?"

Empire was a brand name of plastic "baby" pants from back in the 50's or 60"s

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No, but I heard that Bambino bought out a piece of General Motors

"Pee the USA in a Chevrolet"

This was not my post, how did this happe? I do not do disposable diaper jokes unless they are demeaning

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Empire was a brand name of plastic "baby" pants from back in the 50's or 60"s

And they were still around when these movies were made

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Actually, it was the devision of GM that made Oldsmobiels, before they discontinued that line of cars. They had the Olds 98, the Old's 88 and the next car was to be the Old's Urinate - just somthing to piss around in.

:roflmao:

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I have the perfect idea. Since the major internet money transfer company treates this and other ABDL sites as porn sites, someone should start a company to handle monetary transactions for all ABDL businesses

They can call it PeePal

When I was in 8th grade at James Madison Morton Jr. High, the gym teacher was named Phil Wetterland

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When I was in 8th grade at James Madison Morton Jr. High, the gym teacher was named Phil Wetterland

How about years ago when the Chicago Bears had a football player named Ryan Wetnight! Bet he got teased a lot in school!

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Two old men are playing chess in the park. One sighs and says to the other:

"You know, my doctor gave me a new type of adult diaper to wear, and he says I have to have them on all the time! Do you do anything like that?"

The other man shrugs and says:

"Eh, Depends."

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When I was in 8th grade at James Madison Morton Jr. High, the gym teacher was named Phil Wetterland

When I was in 8th grade, I had a teacher by the name of Ms. Ureen. Well, one day I mistakenly called her Ms. Urine, and everybody laughed but her. She just ignored it, like she had heard it before.

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To the web coding people here, this happened today:

Me: Argh, the text looks terrible in this box. This would probably be better with padding...

Boyfriend/daddy: What?? But it's the middle of the day, you want it now?

Me: *facepalm/godweareweird*

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