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In your diaper,.... wait... It's supposed to be a ridiculous answer, not one that actually makes sense.. // I know the recipe for your tea, but if I told you, I would then have to kill you. How many voltamperes of torque does it take an orangutan to push a round peg through a square hole?

Granted, the earth spin slows down to one revolution per year, so wherever you are, it's night forever from now. I wish I had a total immunity to all diseases.

Thinks that wearing diapers is the standard method of managing elimination and potty training is just a result of a pushy agenda of the big toilet bowl corporations.

PInwheel perforations don't work. In order for the wetness to soak through effectively into outer layers, there has to be enough of permeable surface, so what I do is, I cut stripes of permeable non-woven fabric of appropriate size and stick double-sided tape to it, attach the diaper to a flat surface, mark the shell and cut a piece of it out, and adhere the permeable fabric. Last four pictures are of the diapers about fourteen hours and 3+ liters of water later, from the inner fourth to the innermost (with the insert in it folded over), as you can see the wetness soaks through quite effectively even to the fourth, though I should point out that I typically only apply this to three innermost diapers, so the innermost four diapers and the insert are actually used. It's not of much effective after that, the first one would start leaking before the fifth diaper had any effect. I fold the bed mat and the cloth flats wide to save any potential leaks, but usually there aren't any, so I can pretty much drink as much as is safe to drink and let it all out without worry. Obviously I don't do this daily, the prep is time consuming, the aftermath is too, especially if I mess the diaper as well (which I do every time if I have the urge), and the total cost of diapers would ruin me

Spear

Granted. It's all fresh, tasty and nutritious. And you're highly allergic to all of it. I wish my diapers never leaked.

^ Believes that the metric system is a distraction invented by the aliens

Ok For some reason I can't upload pics on site so I hope using external upload is ok. To answer your question, yes and no - the innermost diaper I wore was Abri-Form L4 Air-plus with a Seni V normal booster, on top of that in this order: Seni Super Trio XL, Seni Classic Plus XL, Tena flex super XL, the bed mat wrapped around three 3'x3'4' cloth diapers, held with a Seni Super XL, another three 3'x3'4" cloth diapers, held with another Seni Super XL, another tena flex super XL, and two Seni Super Trio XLs on top. So the only L-size (my go-to size) is the innermost Abri L4, but the L4 is longer than any of the XL Seni's, so ...

^cuts bread with scissors

Granted, you're a mosquito now. I wish I got a pay raise at work.

I just wear multiple diapers. Right now I'm wearing nine disposables inlaid with six cloth diapers and a Pampers Bed mat.

^ thinks that Thailand is not a real place

Deadpool is a pansexual 4th wall breaking former mercenary slash villain turned superantihero who has, besides superhuman strength and agility, the power of accelerated healing, including the regrowth of severed body parts.

Granted, but the teleportation doesn't work for inanimate matter, so you always apper there buck naked. I wish I had a functioning air conditioner that didn't make any audible noise when on.

I've hauled lots of stuff on a trailer, more often than not overloaded (shhhh!). The center of gravity of the load should be a little bit forward of the axle but not by too much. I'm guessing the trailer axle is suspended on leaf springs, correct? Are there any dampers? If not, try driving around with the trailer unloaded for a while. You may find that at certain speeds the trailer will wobble up and down on its suspension as the springs get in their resonant frequency. You might want to avoid going at that speed with the trailer unloaded. The resonant frequency will decrease as you add load, so the trailer suspension may start to resonate at lower speed (and its integer multiples). This is something to watch out for, if the suspension is undamped and doesn't bottom out even with a significant load, if it starts to wobble at speed it can upset the stability of the trailer and your car. The car appears to have a good rear visibility and the trailer sideboards are quite high, so backing it up shouldn't be too difficult. What I prefer to do when backing with a trailer is to physically turn around and look back to see where the trailer is going, and the proper way of correcting its path with the steering wheel just comes intuitively, instead of watching where the trailer goes in the mirrors, which can get confusing.

That was a horrible pun, I'm calling the police. Also, you know why there's always only one inch of toilet paper left there? Because a full 360° roll in an airliner is prohibited by the FAA. Odesláno z mého F8331 pomocí Tapatalk

Any DIY Audio enthusiasts and/or HiFi maniacs in general in here? If you are out there, this is the place to flaunt your exquisite gear or whatever project of yours you're working on. I hear that diapers work as a good acoustic padding as well.

Granted. This is you now: I wish I had a Ferrari.

Pink Floyd - High Hopes

Their hygiene habits blow. How many lightbulbs does it take to change and ABDL?

Granted, you've got 80 000 bags from diaper pails coming to your home. They're all soiled. I wish I had a boyfriend.

Granted. Your electricity is cut off. I wish I had the body of Chris Hemsworth.

You don't need to step on the cold bathroom tiles barefoot when you need to go in your diaper. Also, you can't wear a toilet and carry some spare, fresh ones in your bag.

That's the downside of plastic backed disposables. Hence why I wear non-woven fabric backed disposables. It was hot as hell outside today (better now that it's almost 11 pm here), I'm padded in an absurd number of disposables right now and my hips are not still not breaking sweat.

Britnee, I think you slightly missed a point there, Rosalie was saying that she would not understand GR no matter how much you tried to explain it to her, but not implying that GR is incorrect. Nevertheless, comparing a faith in a deity with trusting a scientific theory is a fallacious comparison. From wiki: The defining characteristic of all scientific knowledge, including theories, is the ability to make falsifiable or testable predictions. The relevance and specificity of those predictions determine how potentially useful the theory is. A would-be theory that makes no observable predictions is not a scientific theory at all. Predictions not sufficiently specific to be tested are similarly not useful. In both cases, the term "theory" is not applicable. A body of descriptions of knowledge can be called a theory if it fulfills the following criteria: It makes falsifiable predictions with consistent accuracy across a broad area of scientific inquiry (such as mechanics). It is well-supported by many independent strands of evidence, rather than a single foundation. It is consistent with preexisting experimental results and at least as accurate in its predictions as are any preexisting theories. ... Simply put, whether you understand a theory or not is irrelevant; what is relevant is that when a valid theory is put into practical use, a prediction based on it has to be consistently reliable. On the other hand, God meets none of the criteria; if praying to God were to be on the same level as a scientific theory (in order for the comparison not to be completely fallacious), we would need to know exactly how to pray to God in order for it to be answerer (testability, repeatability), which is where the problem is, because one, every single (religious) person has a slightly different idea of how to pray, and two, from outsiders perspective, the results are so inconsistent that the conclusion is, it does not pass as a valid theory. ... I'll take the liberty to make a little analogy. Let's say you have a TV set and your reception is bad. There are many ways to approach the issue, based on your theoretical knowledge, practical experience, personality and other traits. Here are some (but not all) of the possible approaches: - layman troubleshooting: Read the manual, try its advice and if nothing helps, call the customer service. - angry layman troubleshooting: Shout at the TV, kick it in frustration, make it worse and then call the customer service, or be extremely lucky that it was just an oxidized RF connector and the mechanical shock not only didn't damage anything, but restored the connection and reception. - religious layman troubleshooting: Pray to God he will grant your wish of good reception. Then call the customer service and pray to God they will actually help you. - far-right religious layman troubleshooting: Literally shoot the TV, then get in a pick up truck and go buy a new one, while praying to God that he damn those fucking communist bastard c**** who made the piece of shit TV in the first place. - rational, scientific approach troubleshooting: Forget the manual, because chances are you already tried everything it says to no avail. Don't bother with customer service, because chances are they will tell you the same thing the manual says; instead have someone who actually knows what to do fix it, whether it is yourself or someone else; progressively eliminate possible sources of the problem until you find out what's wrong. Examine the source of the problem, make a hypothesis of what caused it, and in the event it happens again, use the past experience to test the hypothesis and gain theoretical knowledge of what causes the specific behavior and exactly how to counter or prevent it. ... Only one of these methods will reliably resolve the given issue in a desirable way. Guess which one it is. Odesláno z mého F8331 pomocí Tapatalk