Wet Knight

Who says there is global warming? Autumn doesn't start for another 3 days, but last night the need to put a blanket on the bed, woke me up before I'd wet.

I wonder what the lace on the waist-band is like?

It sounds as though the pocket nappy that you have bought is intended for day, not night use.

Boko.

So these aren't the 5 1/2" floppies that are cured by Viagra?

Sent posthumously,

Not too sure if it is the same with exercise, but I know that with sex, if it is a pain in the neck, you are doing it wrong!

I think I will wait a few months, for all the patches to be fixed, before I download. I am a "Too Old Duffer" computer user, who has never found anything more useful in any of the upgrades that I didn't have on 97. There ought to be a law against deliberately outdating products, it is wicked capitalism at its worst.

Unsweetened iced tea at 35F, is equal to about -20 calories per pint, as the body has to heat it to body temperature and then promptly squirts it into your nappy.

Heard there were a couple of visitors, flew in a while back, probably wished they were wearing a nappy when the pranged their flying machine.

Just for the record, lest it should cause some future confusion, I do not have an ass!

If your mother wakes in a puddle, buy a washable bed-pad and when you can afford to, buy another one (or two if your drying facilities are not good). The better the quality, the dryer they are to the touch and better for the skin. Unfortunately it is a fact of life that disposable nappies are inclined to leak if they are wet when lying on one's side. The most economical long term option might be terry pants with a gusset stuffed with a folded hand towel, covered by waterproof pants.

For me, it was the "waterproofness" of rubber (and later plastic) pants;

The computer advised me to update Adobe this morning, clicked on it and it all just happened. Several other things need updating, but "Step 1, Open the Installer"

It is so unfair !.

Hope there were no problems with your nappies through customs, crossing the boarder.