I think I can beat you all on this one! My wife and I went through a lot of infertility treatments, and part of that was me having to go to a small room and provide a sperm sample. Talk about pressure....and you can hear what is going on in the doctor's ofice outside the room!
So they have a tv with a videotape in the room, which the nurse tells you-more embarasment.
So I turn on the TV, turn the volume all the way off and start to watch. Well, they've bought the cheapest tape you could possibly imagine! AND I MEAN IT! The sex scene was out doors, and apparently there were a lot of flies around, and the primary shot was a doggy style position, and yes....you can guess....where were the flies landing....!!!!! I AM SERIOUS! Talk about disgusting! And I still have to deliver!
If I had been braver, I would have told them to get better material....but I just got the heck out of there!