dave_the_baby

I am employed. The lifestyle would be expensive if I paid for it, though. ...truth be told, I have to be the one to find the answer myself. I probably shouldn't waste my time asking here.

Pull-ups. They're faster to put on / take off.

Easy- laxatives. The REAL challenge is making yourself pee. Sticking your hand in a warm glass of water does it, I guess...

"Social butterfly"? Wazzat? The opposite of social caterpillar? Well, either way, welcome.

TWO is fun? I really want to try #3. XD

Yeah, good point. I have plenty of loose money lying around- I don't even have to take that out of my checking account.

I remember thinking a while back, "When I get a job, first thing I'm gonna do is buy myself some plastic pants and cloth diapers." (My opinion on cloth has changed since I got to try out some cloth- I like the disposables better. They're squishy when wet, and I love pinching them. ) Then I remembered a few days ago, and saw, "Oh, yeah. I actually have the money to get locking plastic pants- $440 in my Checking Account." Ever since I started getting paid, though, I've been hesitant to use my money. Even out of a $100 paycheck, $10 for a lego set was a dilemma (in the end, I didn't buy it). $70 for a pair of locking plastic pants is a lot out of $440...but I like self-bondage. (I'd like others to bind me, but I don't really have a partner) Well, just wanted to share that with you.

Ironically, I'm a sub, and have no desire whatsoever to be dominant. I more fantasize of people doing these things to me. (Except #4)

Some people have said I'm a very creative guy. It's not so much that I have a creative mind, it's more of that I'm a magnet for weird ideas. I believe ideas float in the air and find random people to attach to, and the most creative ideas seem to like me the best. So here are some random ideas I had for bondage: 1.) You don't have to rub it in. Imagine, if you will, being locked in plastic pants with a thin diaper underneath. Obviously you don't have the key, and you need to pee. To pour salt on the wound, Master decided to lock you in a small walk-in closet, filled with diapers from the floor to the ceiling. You pee and pee, exceeding the diaper's capacity, but the plastic pants hold it in. You want so much for a dry diaper, and you're surrounded by them, but you can't put them on...you have to wait on your master. 2.) Brrr...could you turn off the fan? Consider this: you are lying on your bed, completely naked except for a diaper. Your wrists and ankles are tied to the bedpost, and the fan is at on full power. Your whole body is shivering, except for the one spot that is covered. (This would be especially good for someone who doesn't like the idea of wearing a diaper) 3.) Help! I've fallen and I can't get up! This one would be fun...your waist is tied to a pole, and your wrists are tied together behind your back. After giving a lot to drink, you wet your diaper; it's so thick between your legs. Master comes and unties your waist from the pole, and uses the remaining rope as a leash. He yanks it forward! You try to keep your balance, but you fall flat on your face. Your hands are bound; only with careful precision can you stand back up. Right before you are fully erect, Master yanks the rope again, yelling, "get up!" This time you only fall halfway, on your knees again. (Nothing else planned from here) 4.) Submitting to Incontinence. They say behavior that is punished tends to decrease, so the best way to make your sub incontinent is to punish his/her self-restraint. Give him something to drink, then start a stopwatch- when he pees, stop the stopwatch. That will be how long he has to wait for a change. For example, if he holds it in for six hours, he must wait six hours; if he holds it in for twenty minutes, he must wait twenty minutes. Your sub will work towards making that wait time as low as possible after a few rashes... 5.) Cleanup! Everybody do your share! Hypothetical situation- you're wetting your diaper, and it starts to leak. It gets on the furniture. You ask your Master for a change, but he says, "No, not until you clean that up." While you are cleaning, you have the urge to pee again. You lose control and get the floor wet, too. Now in addition to srubbing the chair, you must scrub that hard, wood floor clean. Your diaper is dripping, and as it finally stops, you have to pee again. Urine gushes out, and your legs are soaked. Now that that's over with, you can clean the floor without having to start over. More ideas to come later...

A little backstory... In the second grade, I was still wearing pull-ups for bedwetting. We had an overnight field trip, and I was of course told to bring one with me. I was scared of being teased, so in the end I didn't put it on. I was fine overnight, and when I got back, I threw all my pull-ups away...or so I thought. I found one several years later, in sixth grade or so. I tried it on, and it still fit. The thrill was awesome...but of course, I had only one; and I could only use it once. So to get more, I had to try to talk to my mom. Her initial assumption was that it was a psychological thing and I might need to get checked, so I abandoned the subject for many years. Later I found an oppurtunity to get back in: I had little 'dribbles.' I think you get the idea from there: even though it was minor, I said I'd be more comfortable with pull-ups. ...and at some point, my mom thought it was bedwetting again. It's been like that for several years, but I can't help but feel that sooner or later, she's going to catch on. I don't really have a problem with being honest, it's just that right now, it would look even more like a psychological thing. For three years, I was extremely unstable, going from happy to depressed (mostly depressed). I still have those kinds of swings, but not as strongly now. If the time does come, what would you advise? (Besides understandinginfantalism.org. I'm more of an Adult Kid than an AB)

...hey, tris. Still haven't heard back from you.

THIS is diaper punishment. http://www.dailydiapers.com/board/index.php?app=blog&module=display&section=blog&blogid=238&showentry=1184

Welcome. I think I'm going to like you.

I totally want one, but I don't think I could get away with it.

NICE! Kryton talks with psychiatrist. Best...scene...ever. *Ahem* Hate [images that don't show up] Blackadder.

Or no extra layers at all- just letting it leak. Then making them clean up the mess. When it's nice and clean, then you can get a change.

Hmm. I like that idea.

Usually it's cheaper to just buy the hardware and put it together. Not that I have much experience in that, seeing as I'm only just saving up for a computer I bought. (The others were hand-me-downs)

"diaper hug"? Using diapers to hug us? I didn't know pampers stretched that far. Welcome.

So for College algebra, I had five sections of math homework to do online- all of which was long, boring, and tedious. So to make it more fun, I set a rule for myself- no toilets or changes during homework. It took me 2-3 hours (not sure which). In that time, I did lose control- even had to put a second diaper on. Near the end, I couldn't even sit down. Wheee.

Adult kid- never adult baby. I'd be the kind who has "accidents." Though my true interest would be forced diapering, humiliation, and/or bondage. But failing that, roleplaying as a kid who has accidents.

Welcome.

Meh, an online interactive dating game with rooms, cribs, and accessorizing comes to mind as a good game. Then again, there is always IMVU. And there are some decent AB/DL items there. Hard to find diapers with prints that also come with a "wet" equivilant, however.

Baby pirates would totally beat all of them. Babies scream more than adults, and get angrier easier- and pirates are all about rage and malice. You get the idea. Ninjas are still cooler, but they're all about sneaking. In a public arena, pirates would overpower ninjas.

Never heard of cuddlz. *googles* I prefer disposables myself...