Wet Knight Posted August 18, 2016 Share Posted August 18, 2016 Hillary Clinton decides to send Donald Trump a letter to let him know how she feels about him. Trump opened the letter and it appeared to contain a single-line coded message: 370HSSV 0773H Trump, not for the first or last time, is completely baffled, so he emails it to Melania Trump and his children. Melania and the children have no clue either, so he sends it to the FBI. No one can solve it at the FBI, CIA or NASA. They eventually ask Britain's MI6 for help. Within minutes, MI6 cables the reply: "Tell Mr Trump that he is holding the message upside down." Link to comment
BabyWarlock Posted August 18, 2016 Share Posted August 18, 2016 A man walks into a bar he yells ouch it was na iron bar. Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 Schroedinger's Cat walks into a bar and doesne't Link to comment
LunaEllis Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 I've sat here for ages and thought up as many jokes as possible [emoji3] Link to comment
eatenbywo1ves Posted August 20, 2016 Share Posted August 20, 2016 Why can't T-rexs clap? Because they're extinct. Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 What Sith Lord is crawling with Acne? Link to comment
rusty pins Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 If Sheriff Andy Taylor's son started doing drugs, what kind would he be doing? Opioides! Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted August 25, 2016 Share Posted August 25, 2016 Speed;. that way he'd be...erm...wait for it...[SPOILER ALERT]....Here it comes....Are you ready? Talyor swift Link to comment
eatenbywo1ves Posted August 30, 2016 Share Posted August 30, 2016 A Priest, an Imam, a Rabbi, and atheist are all hanging out. They decide to go to a bar, the Link to comment
Apache Raccoon Posted September 6, 2016 Share Posted September 6, 2016 What do you call a diaper that treads on a banana skin? Tena Slip Link to comment
Wet Knight Posted September 8, 2016 Share Posted September 8, 2016 I've accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles. My next crap could spell disaster. Link to comment
Wet Knight Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at a Traffic Warden's funeral, a voice from inside screams: "I'm not Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 On 9/5/2016 at 10:58 PM, Alvin Spacemunk said: What do you call a diaper that treads on a banana skin? Tena Slip Link to comment
Apache Raccoon Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 2 hours ago, Christine Daryleanne said: What if it is a BOY Link to comment
Apache Raccoon Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 Where do spiders do there shopping? On the web Where do fish do there shopping? On the net (nobody will get this one) What's a Reliants favorite sword? A Scimitar What's a Nissans favorite weather? Sunny What do you get if you shove a Nissan into a computer? A Micrachip What do you call a sporty Vauxhall that's being adorable? An Astra VX-Awwwww Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 They say Uncle Ben's is "converted". When I asked about that they said "from Presbyterian to Rice-tafarian" On 8/29/2016 at 11:25 PM, eatenbywo1ves said: A Priest, an Imam, a Rabbi, and atheist are all hanging out. They decide to go to a bar, the Link to comment
eatenbywo1ves Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 7 hours ago, Christine Daryleanne said: Is that joke on the square? Jokes are words not geometry. Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 1 hour ago, eatenbywo1ves said: Jokes are words not geometry. What about if you have a square duck? 1 Link to comment
Wet Knight Posted September 10, 2016 Share Posted September 10, 2016 I had sex with the wife last night! First, I spent a couple of hours defrosting the fridge; Or "foreplay", as she likes to call it. Link to comment
rusty pins Posted September 11, 2016 Share Posted September 11, 2016 Three couples, and elderly man and wife, a middle age couple and a young recently married couple all planned on joining a new church. 1 Link to comment
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