im so proud of you for showing off your true self- a lil sissy newborn baby. keep up the good work wearing cute dresses and pissing in your Pampers you princess!
If there is one thing that has really improved over the years, that's video game controllers. I'm forced to use one I bought back in around 2002 and it is a literal torture device. I shit you not, the government could actually use it as a torture device.
Kill me.