Start A Useless Rumor About The Person Above You

[gb817]

^ Goes to strip clubs and gives out abstinence pamphlets.

2 hours ago, eatenbywo1ves said:

^is actually the collective consciousness of every ant on the planet manifested on a fetish board.

[eatenbywo1ves]

1 hour ago, gb817 said:

We are Legion

[barnburner]

^this just in, he is revealed to be 50 million ants in a human costume

[gb817]

^ Is actually John Cena in disguise.

[Shotgun Diplomat]

^ Dislikes all of the Rocky Movies.

On 9/8/2016 at 10:33 PM, eatenbywo1ves said:

I, for one, would like to welcome our new ant overlords and would like to offer my services as inter -species ambassador for what will surely soon be a swift and brutal subjugation of the human race by our benevolent ant rulers.

Thanks Kent.

[barnburner]

^is deathly afraid of kittens

[Shotgun Diplomat]

^ Has never trimmed their toenails.

[gb817]

^ Sneaks into people's homes at night to trim their toenails, and is widely known as the Toenail Fairy.

[Shotgun Diplomat]

^Enjoys the smell of lavender.

[gb817]

^ Frequently takes candy from strangers.

[eatenbywo1ves]

^BEEEEEEEEEEEESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TDAD22]

Has approximate knowledge of many things.

[gb817]

^ Initiates games of leapfrog with unwitting strangers.

[Personalias]

^plays solo games of marco polo.

[eatenbywo1ves]

^witnessed his parents senseless murder after a night out taking in the fine arts, he has dedicated his life to striking out at criminals; padded and from the shadows.

[gb817]

^ Is Stan Lee's illegitimate child, and the actual creator of Spiderman.

[barnburner]

^Knows where Jimmy Hoffa is buried and is being paid massive amounts of money to keep it secret.

[Shotgun Diplomat]

^Considers Idi Amin to be a human rights paragon.

[gb817]

^ Is my imaginary friend.

[barnburner]

^Has never stepped foot outside of his home for fear of the sun swooping down to get him

[eatenbywo1ves]

^When speaking with others, refers to ones self as glorious leader in the third person, those who refuse to acknowledge the glorious leader are swiftly dealt with.

[Shotgun Diplomat]

^ Hates "Adventure Time".

[Personalias]

Had a midlife crisis...at 15.

[Shotgun Diplomat]

Is the

[barnburner]

^cant type a message without using the spacebar