Maxxy Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 ^Can spell 'antidisestablishmentarianism', but can't spell the word 'because'. Link to comment
Shotgun Diplomat Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 ^ Found a pair of used fishnet stockings and re-purposed them into air fresheners Link to comment
Maxxy Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 ^Loves dicks almost as much as I do Link to comment
BabyWarlock Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 ^Thinks that he is the next jesus Link to comment
Maxxy Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 ^Thinks that I am the next Jesus Link to comment
BabyWarlock Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 ^Lives in a fantasy world Link to comment
Apache Raccoon Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 ^is in a Rock band with Kermit the frog Link to comment
BabyWarlock Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 ^has danced naked in front of the Houses of Parliament Link to comment
Apache Raccoon Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 ^ lost the remote to his expensive TV, so to save money in buying a new one got Link to comment
BabyWarlock Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 ~^never learnt the difference from a sink and a toilet bowl Link to comment
Baby Brian Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 Likes playing with assholes (literally). Link to comment
Maxxy Posted December 10, 2015 Share Posted December 10, 2015 ^Doesn't realize that rumors shouldn't be about things that are 100% true Link to comment
BabyWarlock Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 ^ Likes Justin Bieber Link to comment
Shotgun Diplomat Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 ^ Exists in a fantasy realm populated solely by versions of Jeff Gordon and Ted Nugent. Link to comment
BabyWarlock Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 ^Pleasures himself to the sound of Frank Sinatra Link to comment
littlekat Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 ^ is actually a very cleverly disguised llama looking for love. Link to comment
Zinaya Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 ^ Rushed to school without changing out of her nighttime diapers, sapphire blue plastic panties and a pale blue Teletubbies Tshirt because she was late. Link to comment
Zinaya Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 ^ Dated Kim Kardashian for nine months because he thought she really was a transvestite. Link to comment
BabyWarlock Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 ^Has watched porn of a man dressed as donkey from Shrek gets drilled with a strap-on by a Keira Knightly whilst he gets a blowjob by Natalie portman Link to comment
Maxxy Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 ^Ate a GameBoy Advance once Link to comment
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