Start A Useless Rumor About The Person Above You

[FretaBWet]

Totaled his golf cart on the tee playing golf

[babykeiff]

^ eats golf balls....

[ultrapampers]

^ eats moth balls.

[babykeiff]

^ eats used diapers ---- eeeewwwwww

[acemanner]

^Makes used diapers O.o

[babykeiff]

^ picture in avatar is not cartoon, but full size picture of self.

[ultrapampers]

^ picture in avatar is the only girlfriend he's ever had.

[babykeiff]

^ the number on the box in his avatar is not the count, but his actual age

[freswith]

Is actually Ian Paisley's secret confessor.

[acemanner]

is currently on the run from rogue frog-leg hunters. Knowing how delicious he is , he eats his own legs, but upon finishing his legs he is still hungry and begins to eat the rest of himself. This path of self-consumption eventually makes him eat himself into a singularity. Then this singularity explodes, not only wiping out all live on the planet, but forming a neutron star , crushing earth and the rest of the solar system into dust and matter.

Can't you tell im bored?

[freswith]

Is so bored he goes off to join the army, and is sent to Alaska for a course in extreme boredom.

[babykeiff]

^ is alergic to frogs... and other amphibians

[ultrapampers]

^ lines his diapers with sandpaper.

[freswith]

^ His proudest possession is a pair of Grigori Rasputin's soiled underpants

[acemanner]

Loathes the fact that he dosen't own Rasputins underpants, soiled or otherwise.

[babykeiff]

^ wishes to sell to freswith a pair of soiled pants that used to belong to rasputin

[ajc2000]

^ Did not know who rasputin was and had to look in Wikipedia...

Oh hang on thats me again..... lol.

[freswith]

^ is slowly acquiring an education by playing games on DD.

[acemanner]

*points as self* is turning into the post whore on DD

I'm fresh out of ideas for rumors.

umm.... freswith's ulcle is a dried up marshmello

[ultrapampers]

^ put his first diaper on inside-out.

[freswith]

Founded the AB/DL chapter of Ku Klux Klan.

Now there's a mind-boggler!

[ajc2000]

^ is really an AB not a DL and want's to be a tadpole again.

[acemanner]

Bought his first diapers turning in 200 cans for the deposit.

[babyvr6]

^ needs a tan.

[babykeiff]

^ failed as baby 1 - 5, so is the 6th edition.