Tempted to try self check-out

[DailyDi]

[Little Cub Pants]

That's hilarious!!!!??????

[rusty pins]

Better be careful!  The way machines work these days it might come back shredded or cut off like a paper receipt!  On the other hand, there could be a cute 21 year old woman back there with soft lips, no teeth and a deep throat!  

[BabyLock]

Careful --- "UNABLE TO SCAN --- PLEASE CALL FOR ATTENDANT/ASSISTANCE" !

What is this "NO BAR CODE" - You need a tattoo to complete the transaction.

While tattoo's can be discrete they must be visible to the scanning machine.

 

Just be glad you don't need to do this in the Voting Booth !

[DailyDi]

18 minutes ago, BabyLock said:

Just be glad you don't need to do this in the Voting Booth !

...yet

[ValentinesStuff]

39 minutes ago, BabyLock said:

 

Just be glad you don't need to do this in the Voting Booth !

No. No. No. The Voting Booth works the other way. "Bend over, so a Penis can be inserted."

[feralfreak]

11 hours ago, DailyDi said:

no, im not sticking mine where others might have, or ever will

[square_duck]

What if it wont fit.....???

[ValentinesStuff]

46 minutes ago, square_duck said:

What if it wont fit.....???

Use the smaller port. ?

[square_duck]

Or the larger, if available... ??

[rusty pins]

If buying condoms, do you scan first or open the box, put one on and then scan?  I hope they don't come up with this idea for bottle returns!  You put it in to scan and you'd never get it back!

[ValentinesStuff]

6 hours ago, rusty pins said:

If buying condoms, do you scan first or open the box, put one on and then scan?  I hope they don't come up with this idea for bottle returns!  You put it in to scan and you'd never get it back!

Always practice safe scanning.

[Cute_Kitten]

I wanna make a "no glove, no love" joke but I got nothing.